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Light Bulbs

#5009 Victorians How many Victorians does it take to screw in a light bulb? We do not discuss this with ladies and children present... #5008 Dan Quayles How many Dan Quayles does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it has to be a pretty dim bulb. ... #5007 Republicanss crew in a light bulb How many Republicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two-one to do it and one to steady the chandelier.... #5006 optimists does it take to screw How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they,re convinced that the power will come back on soon... #5005 Conservatives How many conservatives does it take to change a light bulb? One; after reflecting in the twilight on the merit of the previous bulb. ... #5004 Environmentalists How many environmentalists does it take to change a light bulb? If the light bulb is out, that,s the way Nature intended it!... #5003 Recovering addicts How many recovering addicts does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to screw it in and one to sponsor him. ... #5002 Fundamentalists How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light bulb? The bible does not say anything about light bulbs!... #5001 How many Mormons? How many Mormons does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six, one to screw it in and the other five to serve refreshments... #5000 Hari Krishnas How many Hari Krishnas does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten, one to do it and the rest to dance around, play the tambourine, chant, and sing. ... #4998 How many Republicans How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? -Three. One to do it, and two to complain about how much better the old one was. ... #4995 residents of country towns How many residents of country towns does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they,re afraid there,s been too much development already... #4994 Jewish American Princesses How many Jewish American Princesses does it take to change a light bulb? -Two, one to call the electrician, and one to cry on mama,s shoulder. ... #4993 Republican changing light bulbs How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? -Three. One to do it, and two to complain about how much better the old one was. ... #4991 Graduate students How many Graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb? -One, but it takes seven years. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23