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#5041 quantum mechanicians How many quantum mechanicians does it take to change a light bulb? They can,t. If they know where the socket is, they cannot locate the new bulb. ... #5040 Polish-Americans How many Polish-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One hundred and seventy. One to send the Never Fail Novena to the Cheektowaga Times for publication so St. Jude may grant the light... #5037 Windows How many Windows users does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he,ll swear up and down that it was just as easy for him as it would have been for a Macintosh user. ... #5036 C++ programmers How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb? You`re still thinking procedurally. A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb clas... #5035 software testers How many software testers does it take to change a light bulb? We just noticed the room was dark; we don,t actually fix the problems. ... #5030 How many Windows programmers How many Windows programmers does it take to change a light bulb? 472. One to write WinGetLightBulbHandle, one to write WinQueryStatusLightBulb, one to write WinGetLightSwitchHandle,... ... #5029 How many cats? How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you,ll have all the light you need. ... #5028 Existentialists How many existentialists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw it in and one to observe how the light bulb itself symbolizes a single incandescent beacon of subjective reality i... #5026 Dead babies How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb. ... #5017 Californians How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb? Six. One to turn the bulb, one for support, and four to relate to the experience. ... #5016 West Virginians How many West Virginians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to change it and one to turn the old one into a planter in the front yard. ... #5015 lawyers changing light bulb How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to hold the chair, one to screw it in and one to write the liability insurance. ... #5012 LA cops How many LA cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six-one to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters... #5011 How many cops? How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three, one to do it, one to direct traffic and one to say "Show,s over, nothing left to see here, folks, move along." ... #5010 Consultants How many consultants does it take to change a light bulb? We don,t know. They never get past the feasibility study. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23