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Light Bulbs

#5062 people about to move out of the city How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a light bulb? They don,t bother, the neighborhood,s been turning black anyway. ... #5061 MIS guys How many MIS guys does it take to change a light bulb? MIS has received your request concerning your hardware problem, and has assigned your request Service Number 39712. Please use this number fo... #5059 running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie How many running-dog lackeys of the bourgeoisie does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to exploit the proletariat, and one to control the means of production! ... #5057 Jewish mothers changing light bulb How many Jewish mothers does it take to change a light bulb? None, I,ll sit in the dark. I,ll be fine, don,t worry, it,s okay. ... #5056 Gay-rights activists How many gay-rights activists does it take to change a light bulb? None. "The light bulb shouldn,t have to change for society to accept it." ... #5055 netters How many netters does it take to submit a light bulb joke? 1000: One to submit the joke and 999 to submit "How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, thats a hardware proble... #5052 Bikers How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch. ... #5050 phone perverts How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb? GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP AHH AHHHHHhhh... #5049 orgy attenders How many orgy attenders does it take to change a light bulb? As many as possible, and don,t ask what they do with the old bulb... #5048 sorority sisters How many sorority sisters does it take to change a light bulb? 51. One to change the bulb, and fifty to sing about the bulb being changed... #5047 pro-lifers How many "pro-lifers" does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Two to screw in the bulb and four to testify that it was lit from the moment they began screwing. ... #5046 Federal employees How many Federal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Sorry, that item has been cut from the budget! ... #5045 How many lesbians? How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to screw it in and two to talk about how much better it is than with a man. ... #5044 Phone perverts How many phone perverts does it take to change a light bulb? GASP GASP The interesting thing PANT here is what GASP are they wearing when they do it? GASP GASP AHH AHHHHHhhh... #5043 Feminists How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred. One to do it and the other 99 to say that the bulb screwer does not represent mainstream feminism in doing so. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23