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#5085 Zen masters How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb? "One to change and one not to change" is fake Zen. The true Zen answer is Four. One to change the bulb. ... #5084 Catholics How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to do it and a priest to hear him confess and give the old bulb last rites... #5083 Romulans How many Romulans does it take to screw in a light bulb?" "151, one to screw the light-bulb in, and 150 to self-destruct the ship out of disgrace." Warning: do not tell this to Romulans or be ... #5080 alt.sex.stories readers How many alt.sex.stories readers does it take to change a light bulb? Cindy fondled the burnt-out bulb whilst beads of sweat glistened on her perfectly rounded breast... Her brother Billy had gone... #5077 alt.conspiracy readers How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one... #5076 alt.folklore.urban readers How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to have a drink with a strange woman in a bar and pass out, wake up three days later in a seedy hotel room, find a s... #5075 Alt.folklore.urban readers How many alt.folklore.urban readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, to be dying of cancer and request that everybody around the world send him light bulbs so he can get into the Guinne... #5074 Bell Labs Vice Presidents How many Bell Labs Vice Presidents does it take to change a light bulb? That`s proprietary information. Answer available from AT&T on payment of license fee (binary only). ... #5073 preservation society members How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it,ll be architecturally accurate. ... #5071 senior citizens How many senior citizens does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, but she pays a telemarketer $2000 for the new bulb... #5069 Folk singers How many folk singers does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to write a song about how good the old light bulb was... #5068 Necrophiliacs How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?" Only one. Oh, excuse me could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?" ... #5067 pessimists How many pessimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? It doesn,t matter; they think that all the available bulbs won,t light up. ... #5065 How many IBM PC owners change a light bulb? How many IBM PC owners does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but he,ll have to go out and buy the light bulb adaptor card first, which is extra. ... #5064 psychoanalysts How many psychoanalysts does it take to screw in a light bulb? How long have you been having this phantasy? ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23