 | #7063 Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many Stanford researchers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Three. One to hold the ladder, one to turn the bulb, and one to bill the government for the house.
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| #7062 Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb
How many Field Service Engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
Well the diagnostics don,t show a problem, it must be a hardware problem.
How long does it take?
That depends on how man... |
| #7061 necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many necrophiliacs does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
Only one. Oh, excuse me could you please test the socket with your finger while I go get a new bulb?" ... |
| #7060 Board meetings changing light bulb
How many board meetings does it take to get a light bulb changed?
This topic was resumed from last week,s discussion, but is incomplete pending resolution of some action items. It will be continue... |
| #7059 How many inner city gang member?
How many inner-city gang members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Four-one to rob the liquor store to get money for the bulb, one to drive the getaway car, one to screw it in, and one to hol... |
| #6940 How many Zen masters?
How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
Zen Masters don,t need light bulbs because they carry their own light with them... |
| #6935 sorority girls does it take to screw
How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, sorority girls don,t screw in light bulbs, they screw in puddles of vom... |
| #6927 women does it take to change a light bulb
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in. ... |
| #6926 How many managers?
How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to get the bulb and two to get the phone number to dial one of their subornidates to actually change it.
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| #6920 How many people about to move out of the city ?
How many people about to move out of the city does it take to screw in a light bulb?
They don,t bother, the neighborhood,s been turning black anyway... |
| #6916 How many alt.sex.stories readers?
How many alt.sex.stories readers does it take to change a light bulb?
Cindy fondled the burnt-out bulb whilst beads of sweat glistened on her perfectly rounded breast... Her brother Billy had gone... |
| #6913 How many alt.conspiracy readers?
How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one... |
| #6909 How many field engineers?
How many Field Service Engineerss does it take to replace a dead light bulb?
Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc)
How long will it take?
That,s indeterminate. It depends ... |
| #6902 city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb
How many city planners does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Six - four to write an extensive study recommending a three-way 100/200/250 watt light bulb, one to write an article in the newspaper ... |
| #6897 How many preservation society members?
How many preservation society members does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but it takes a year to find an antique Edison light bulb so it,ll be architecturally accurate. ... |
