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Light Bulbs

#5110 Lubavitcher Chassidim How many Lubavitcher Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dark? Who says it,s dark? Wait a few minutes and it,ll get real bright! ... #5109 How many trumpet players How many trumpet players does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fifty, one to screw it in. and the other forty-nine to tell him how much better they could have done it.... #5108 Bard students How many Bar students does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the bulb, and two to figure out how to get high off the old one. ... #5104 Gay men How many gay men does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nine: One to buy the light bulb from a gay-owned and operated store, two to tell him of some other place where he could have gotten it cheap... #5102 Presidential Candidates How many believable, competent, ``just-right-for-the-job,, presidential candidates does it take to change a light bulb? It`s going to be a dark 4 years, isn`t it?... #5099 Democrats How many Democrats does it take to change a lightbulb? 24 to block the Clinton investigation, and 1 to fire a designated nominee; 46 to increase regulation the lightbulb industry, and investigate ... #5098 Republicans How many Republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? 12 to investigate Clinton,s involvement in the failure of the old bulb; 23 to deregulate the lightbulb industry;16 to cut funding for alter... #5097 Arabs How many Arabs does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but it took three U.S. advisors to tell them that it was burnt out in the first place. ... #5095 Shiites How many Shiites does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to hijack a light bulb, one to commandeer a jet to the Beirut airport, one to hold press conferences, and one to negotiate with Isra... #5094 U.S marines How many U.S marines does it take to screw in a light bulb ? 50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him. ... #5093 Managers How many managers does it take to change a light bulb? We,ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make th... #5091 Freudians How many Freudians does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. one to change the lightbulb and the other to hold the penis I mean ladder... #5089 small-town people How many small-town people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, one to do it and a cop to make sure he isn,t doing it too fast. ... #5088 Ann Arborites How many Ann Arborites does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they just start a "Coping With Darkness" support group. ... #5086 New Jersey people How many people from New Jersey does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb, one to be a witness, and the third to shoot the witness. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23