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Light Bulbs

#5130 survivors of a nuclear war How many survivors of a nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because people who glow in the dark don,t need light bulbs... #5129 Generals/Politicians How many (Generals/Politicians) does it take to change a light bulb? 1,000,001: One to change the bulb and 1,000,000 to rebuild civilization to the point where they need light bulbs again.... #5128 Polacks How many Polacks does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike... #5126 Surrealists How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the giraffe, and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools. ... #5125 How many Italian-Americans? How many Italian-Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? I dunno exactly, but my brothers girlfriends fathers boss secretary,s sister,s next door neighbors, priest,s cousin,s union shop s... #5124 Football Players How many college football players does it take to change a light bulb? The entire team, and they all get three credits each for it. ... #5123 Israelis How many Israelis does it take to screw in a light bulb? Six-four to storm the room and take control of it, one to forcibly eject the old bulb, and one to screw the new bulb in. ... #5122 Iranians How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage. ... #5121 Englishmen How many Englishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? What do you mean change it? It`s a perfectly good bloody bulb! We`ve had it for a thousand years and it has worked just fine. ... #5120 Contract Programmers How many contract programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One always quits in the middle of the project... #5119 Frat guys How many frat guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five: One to hold the bulb, and four to guzzle beer until the room spins. ... #5118 Country & western singers How many country & western singers does it take to change a lightbulb? Four, one to change the lightbulb, and the other three to sing about how much they miss the old one. ... #5116 Branch Davidians How many Branch Davidians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Nine, one to do it and the other eight to find a leg for him to stand on.... #5114 Dead babies How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb? As many as it takes to make a pile big enough to climb on to reach the bulb... #5111 Satmar Chassidim How many Satmar Chassidim does it take to screw in a light bulb? Umm, sorry, a man has to do that, it,s beyond the capability of a woman. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23