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Light Bulbs

#5164 Woman changing light bulb How many women does it take to change a light bulb? Three: one to take out the old one, one to sweep up the broken glass and another to phone her boyfriend to put the new one in. ... #5163 How Many Cats? How many cats does it takes to screw in a light bulb? You can throw away your light bulbs. Just douse the cat with gasoline, light it up with a match, and you,ll have all the light you need. ... #5159 Data Base people How many data base people does it take to change a light bulb? Three: One to write the light bulb removal program, one to write the light bulb insertion program, and one to act as a ligh... #5158 Field Service Engineerss How many Field Service Engineerss does it take to replace a dead light bulb? Two. One to hold the bulb and one to pound it in (etc) How long will it take? That,s indeterminate. It depends ... #5157 FBI agents How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb, and one to cover up the facts surrounding the incident. ... #5156 Municipal employees How many municipal employees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven - two to administer the Civil Service examination for the Light Bulb Administrator position, the Commissioner of Public Wo... #5146 Bill Gates change a Light Bulb How does Bill Gates change a light bulb? He doesn,t - he declares Darkness (TM) the new industry standard... #5145 sofware engineers How many sofware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None... that,s hardware. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None... because you can program arou... #5142 Alt. conspiracy readers How many alt.conspiracy readers does it take to screw in a light bulb? One to do it, one to insist that the CIA was responsible for the old bulb burning out, one to blame it on the Illuminati, one... #5140 Americans How many Americans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One to screw it in and four to write the environmental impact statement. ... #5139 Fraternity Brothers How many college fraternity brothers does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to actually change it, and three friends to brag to about how he screwed it.... #5137 Software engineers How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None... that,s hardware. How many hardware engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None... because you can program aro... #5135 Jewish grandmothers How many Jewish grandmothers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. I,ll sit in the dark. I,ll be fine. Don,t worry about me... ... #5134 LP player changing lightbulbs How many LP player users does it take to change a light bulb? One, but the old bulb keeps getting stuck... getting stuck... getting stuck... ... #5133 alcoholics How many alcoholics does it take to change a lightbulb? None, They form a support group and learn to deal with the darkness... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23