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| #3362 Swerve to avoid a box Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had see... |
| #3292 Were you drinking? A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn`t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"
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| #2806 Catching a criminal "Two policemen are considering the problem of catching the bandit. One of them starts to calculate the optimal mixed strategy for the chase. The other policeman protests.
,While we,re doodling,, he... |
| #1186 Where are you living? A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, "What,s your name and address?"
"I,m Paddy O,Day, of no fixed address." The cop turned to the second drunk, and asked the same quest... |
| #827 Uncovering a scam The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make them think they will receive a bunch of money, but in reality they never see any of it.
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