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Answer Machine

#1577 Answering machine message 204 Please leave your name and number -- But first, a short algebra quiz: How much is 5Q + 5Q? (Pause while caller thinks: 10Q) You,re welcome! ... #1576 Answering machine message 203 Despite the best efforts of the telephone company, you really DID reach 555-1234. But that didn,t help much, did it? You still have to talk to a machine. ... #1575 Answering machine message 202 Mom, Dad... Don,t you think it would be easier to reach me if I had a cellular phone? So how about an early birthday present? ... #1574 Answering machine message 201 Thank you for reaching out to us. Nobody is home now. However, if you leave a message, we,ll reach out and touch you. ... #1573 Answering machine message 200 (Classical music:) This is our answering machine. (Switch to heavy metal racket:) This is our answering machine on drugs. (Silence...) Any message? ... #1572 Answering machine message 199 OK, one more time... This is our answering machine... This is the message on our answering machine... Any questions? ... #1571 Answering machine message 198 Hello... Yes, I,d like to order two medium pepperoni pizzas please, with extra cheese... Oh, did I get the wrong number? Sorry about that. (Click.) ... #1570 Answering machine message 194 This is Anthony. Leave me a message at the beep. (beep) Whoops, I bet you couldn,t hear that. Lemme try again. (Beep) Nuts, once more with feeling... ... #1569 Answering machine message 193 You,ve reached Mike and Nancy,s answering machine. They,re not home right now. At least, I don,t think they are. Hang on. (Voice moves away from recording microphone.) Mike? Nancy? (Voice comes back.)... #1568 Answering machine message 192 Hello, this is Ron. I,m not home right now, but I can take a message. Hang on a second while I get a pencil. (Open a drawer and shuffle stuff around.) OK, what would you like me to tell me? ... #1567 Answering machine message 190 Hi, can I speak to Mark?... Oh, there isn,t?... I,m sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number. ... #1566 Answering machine message 189 This is Jeff, you,re not in now, so I,ll leave a message. ... #1565 Answering machine message 188 I just got a car phone. I,m not here at the moment. Leave me a message and I,ll call you when I,m out. ... #1564 Answering machine message 187 Hello, we are all currently home, but someone stole our phone... And the recording tape from this answering machine. So you can,t reach us until we either find a phone or get a tape. If you had to was... #1563 Answering machine message 186 Hello, this is David. I don,t live here, so if you were trying to call me, you,ve dialed the wrong number. On the other hand, if you were trying to call John, Jim, or Eric, please leave your name and ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18