 | #1592 Answering machine message 228
(Noisy pick-up of phone.) Hi, I,m a burglar and I was just about to steal Troy,s answering machine. If you give me your name and number I,ll... Uh, I,ll post it on the fridge where he,ll see it. Uh...... |
| #1591 Answering machine message 224
(Annoying radio announcer,s voice:) Congratulations! You have reached 555-1234, perhaps one of the most obnoxious answering machine messages in the greater Seattle area! If you don,t know who you are ... |
| #1590 Answering machine message 223
(Noble, aristocratic voice:) Yes, one million dollars could be yours, IF you leave your name, telephone number, and the reason WHY you want to join the ranks of The Rich and Famous! If this is Ross Pe... |
| #1589 Answering machine message 222
So! You,ve finally called. And I suppose you think I,ll just be here. Well you,re wrong. I gave up on that yesterday. Seventeen weeks is long enough. Waiting for you; staring at the phone; never going... |
| #1588 Answering machine message 215
I don,t want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine? Maybe it,s a dream, or maybe it,s an illusion, or maybe YOU don,t really exist. One way to find out is to l... |
| #1587 Answering machine message 214
I,m only here in spirit at the moment, but if you,ll leave your name and number, I will get back to you as soon as I,m here in person.
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| #1586 Answering machine message 213
I don,t exist at the moment, but if you leave your message, name and number, I,ll call you back when I am...
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| #1585 Answering machine message 212
Hello, this is Jason,s voice. Jason,s not here right now -- hey, haven,t you ever lost YOUR voice? Well, believe you me, when I find him again, I,ll have a few choice words for him. If you do too, lea... |
| #1584 Answering machine message 211
As the drugs take hold, you feel you are losing your grip on reality. You begin to hallucinate. You see a telephone... The telephone is next to an answering machine... You hear a faint click and a lig... |
| #1583 Answering machine message 210
You,re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone you will feel hel... |
| #1582 Answering machine message 209
Congratulations! By correctly dialing 123-4567, you have become eligible to leave a message! (Applause.) Join the lucky few that have advanced to the next level! (Cheers.) And now, at the sound of the... |
| #1581 Answering machine message 208
(Gameshow-announcer voice:) Hello, and welcome to Phone Tag! (Cheers in background.) If you,d like to join the game, please leave your name and number at the beep, and we,ll try to reach you when you,... |
| #1580 Answering machine message 207
Hello, this is your local zoo. Do you like animals? We are experiencing severe problems with hot water. Would you be so kind as to allow us to bring our elephants over to your bathroom for a shower? (... |
| #1579 Answering machine message 206
Someone stole our phone. So if you leave a message we,ll run over to a neighbor,s house and use their phone to call you back.
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| #1578 Answering machine message 205
Hello. If you,re calling with bad news, leave your message now. If it,s good news, wait for the tone.
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