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Answer Machine

#1607 Answering machine message 244 Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons ... #1606 Answering machine message 243 (Star Trek theme in the background:) (Voice 1:) Room 17, the final frontier. (Voice 2:) These are the messages of Chad,s answering machine. Its two semester mission: To seek out your name and yo... #1605 Answering machine message 242 Starship Enterprise, Uhura here, can you hold please? -- Captain, there is a transmission coming in on hailing frequency seven, do you want it on screen? ... #1604 Answering machine message 241 Bridge, Kirk here. ... #1603 Answering machine message 240 I can,t come to the phone now, so... Hey -- that,s a nice phone you have there. Hey sugar, you call this number often? I bet you have answering machines bothering you all the time... Yes indeedy. Why ... #1602 Answering machine message 239 Yo. I ain,t here at the moment. Leave a message at that silly beep and I,ll get back... (Sniff, sniff...) Hey, what are you cooking? It smells good. ... #1601 Answering machine message 238 Knock, knock. (Pause. Caller thinks, "Who,s there?") Isn,t that MY question? (Pause.) Please leave a message... ... #1600 Answering machine message 237 (Jack Webb voice:) This is the city. Lambertville, New Jersey. I work here. I carry a tune. I was changing my name to protect my innocence when I got a call about a 411. It sounded like good informati... #1599 Answering machine message 236 Hello, this is Marlin,s answering machine reminding you that yesterday was the last day of the previous period of your life. After the beep you can tell me how it was, or leave some other, informative... #1598 Answering machine message 235 Sorry that we,re not at home. Please leave a message after the tone. When we get in, We,ll give you a ring. Until then, wait by the phone. ... #1597 Answering machine message 234 Thank you for calling, no doubt, As you can guess, we,re out. When we get home, We,ll call on the phone. Until then, just hang about. ... #1596 Answering machine message 233 (Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob,s hotline. We are not able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions. But if you leave your name and noomber, we won,t be in wonder... pa-a-a-a! ... #1595 Answering machine message 232 Hi, this is Jim. Thanks for calling during my spring pledge drive. A basic membership is only $30, and a $60 pledge gets you an "I love Jim Shea" T-shirt. Please wait for the tone, and thank you for y... #1594 Answering machine message 230 Random fact number 10: The first manned mission to Jupiter will be crewed by the Smiths. Random fact number 64: Dairy Queen discovered cold temperature fusion before the bums in Utah. Random fact numb... #1593 Answering machine message 229 If you are a burglar, then we,re probably at home cleaning our weapons right now and can,t come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren,t at home and it,s safe to leave us a message. ... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18