 | #1427 Answering machine message 41
US National Anthem; Ronald Reagan voice: Uhh, hello... I,m, uhhh, ohhhhhh... (Pause.) Well, anyway, I,m here to answer the telephone on behalf of... erm... uhhhh... ermmm... (Pause.) I mean, he can,t ... |
| #1426 Answering machine message 40
Richard Nixon voice: Hi... Uh, some people say I sound like Richard Nixon... I BEG your pardon! Uh... Everyone,s out right now, so I,m uh... Covering up for them. Please leave your name, number and me... |
| #1425 Answering machine message 39
Hello. This is Nonoxynol-9, the personal and private telephone number of Mikhail Vladivostok Gorbachev, General Secretary of the Supreme Council of the glorious Communist Party of the Union of Sovjet ... |
| #1424 Answering machine message 37
This is not an answering machine--this is a telepathic thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your name, your reason for calling, and a number where I can reach you, and I,ll think abou... |
| #1423 Answering machine message 35
After a power outage: Hi, this is Ralph. The good news is that my power is back on. The bad news for you is, so is my answering machine. So, leave a message.
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| #1422 Answering machine message 29
Thank you for calling 217-2962. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 ... |
| #1421 Answering machine message 28
Rod Serling imitation: You,re dazed, bewildered, trapped in a world without time, where sound collides with color and shadows explode. You see a signpost up ahead -- this is no ordinary telephone answ... |
| #1420 Answering machine message 27
Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra": Thinking you were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached... (TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and number, and we will ge... |
| #1419 Answering machine message 26
You have reached the Business Automation voicemail system. We used to call it an answering machine, but this is a high-tech world and we,re in a high-tech business, so we don,t call it that any more. ... |
| #1418 Answering machine message 25
1: I didn,t expect an answering machine.
2: Nobody expects an answering machine.
1: Our chief use is to get your name. And your phone number.
2: Our two chief uses are to get your name and yo... |
| #1417 Answering machine message 24
Computer generated voices:
1: Hello, there are no real people here to answer the phone right now.
2: Yeah, nobody but us machines!
1: Right, just us machines, but don,t hang up! If you like, ... |
| #1416 Answering machine message 23
Hello. You are talking to a machine. I am capable of receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows, or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean. They give to charity through the office and d... |
| #1415 Answering machine message 21
Hello. This is Ron,s answering machine, Marvin, and I,m so depressed. I have 50,000 times the memory capacity of my owner, but all I get to do is answer the phone. Life. Don,t talk to me about life. J... |
| #1414 Answering machine message 20
Lindsey,s not home now. This is his domestic droid speaking. I,m not programmed to answer the phone, so just leave a message, and Lindsey will get back to you as soon as possible.
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| #1413 Answering machine message 19
(MacIntosh Plus with MacIntalk program:) Hello, it,s obvious you have bad timing, because nobody is home. Please leave your name, telephone number, and a brief message in a voice similar to mine, and ... |
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