 | #1457 Answering machine message 71
Theme music from Peter Gunn: My name is David. What people call me is something else entirely. I,m a P.I. It says so on my door. I would have been here to take your call, but then... she walked in. Sh... |
| #1456 Answering machine message 70
Greetings, you have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know how you are and what you want, so at the sound of the tone, please hang up.
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| #1455 Answering machine message 69
Hi! This is Mary. I,m afflicted with lysdexic procrastination. Please leave your message before the tone and I,ll get around to getting it straight.
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| #1454 Answering machine message 68
You have reached the Des Moines chapter of the Iowa Procrastination Society. Please leave a message after the tone and we,ll get around to it...... |
| #1453 Answering machine message 67
Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalities, please press... |
| #1452 Answering machine message 66
Thank you for calling 911. All of our operators are currently busy. Please stay on the line, and your call will be answered in the order it was received. (Worst Muzak possible.) Thank you for holding.... |
| #1451 Answering machine message 65
You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines are busy now, but if you leave your name and number, someone will get back to you as soon as possible.
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| #1450 Answering machine message 64
To scare off annoying liberals: Hello, and thank you for calling the Bush in 50 Campaign. Your five dollar donation to get George Bush re-elected in all 50 states will automatically be charged to your... |
| #1449 Answering machine message 63
Thank you for calling the Satanic Hotline. All of our operators are busy at the moment. If you would like, leave a brief message after the tone, and someone will get back to you... When hell freezes o... |
| #1448 Answering machine message 62
Gregorian chants in background; serene voice: Hello, Brother or Sister. You have reached the Cubicles of Curtis, Chris, and Jim. We are at Vespers and therefore answering other calls, but if you will ... |
| #1447 Answering machine message 61
Thank you for calling the Confessional Hotline. Father Durway,s not here right now, but if you,ll leave your name, number, and confession at the tone, he,ll get back to you with absolution as soon as ... |
| #1446 Answering machine message 60
This is the Literacy Self Test Hotline. After the tone, leave your name and number, and recite a sentence using today,s vocabulary word. Today,s word is "supercilious".
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| #1445 Answering machine message 59
Hello, you have reached the DOE, that is, the Department Of Enemies. Rick Burger is not here right now, so leave a message saying who you are, what you want to argue about, and where you,ll be, and I,... |
| #1444 Answering machine message 58
E,llo. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Leave your name and number, and prepare to die.
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| #1443 Answering machine message 57
Hello, this is Death. I am not in right now, but if you leave your name and number, I,ll be right with you.
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