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Answer Machine

#1472 Answering machine message 89 Madonna,s "Justify My Love"; sultry voice: Wanting... Waiting... For you, To justify your call... ... #1471 Answering machine message 88 To the tune of "Ride of the Valkyries": Leave a message... Leave a message... ... #1470 Answering machine message 87 Operatic music like Rossini,s "Stabbat Matter": Hi, you,ve reached Hell. (Screams in the background.) We,re busy being cleaned by the light of eternal truth right now, so if you leave your name, numbe... #1469 Answering machine message 86 Welcome to the Afterlife Voice Mail System. If you are trying to reach Heaven, please press 1. For Valhalla, press 2. For Hades, press 3. If you are trying to reach Nirvana, you,re going about it all ... #1468 Answering machine message 83 Next on Public Radio 91 we,ll be hearing music of Antonin Dvorak. This is the Beep Serenade in C-Sharp Minor, Opus 72... ... #1467 Answering machine message 82 Hello, you,re caller number nine! You are listening to 91.5 FM, KXQK. This is the Canadian Broadcorping Castration. I am your host, Fred, and I will be with you for the next 20 seconds. After that ... #1466 Answering machine message 81 Hello, this is KVKE, you,re on the air. ... #1465 Answering machine message 80 Hi, dudes, this is 229-3053, the Teenage Mutant Hero Turtles, secret underground hideaway. I,m afraid we,re all out just now on a desperate mission to save the Planet from boring answering machine mes... #1464 Answering machine message 79 Hello! This is 1-800-PRESLEY. Yes! 1-800-PRESLEY! They say the King died 10 years ago, but we know he,s still out there somewhere. So... Leave your name and number and tell us where YOU saw Elvis! ... #1463 Answering machine message 78 Thank you for phoning the Save the Sasquatch Hotline. Our operators do not exist at the moment, but if you wish to make a contribution, please leave your name, number, and the amount of your bequest a... #1462 Answering machine message 77 Hello, this is the Yardmaster,s Office, Valsetz and Siletz railroad (an actual railroad in Oregon). There is an emergency condition right now due to the landslide. Therefore please be advised of the f... #1461 Answering machine message 76 French monologue in the background: Around the world today, millions still speak French as either a first or second language. But with your continued support and help, we can wipe out French in our li... #1460 Answering machine message 75 Comrades! Southwestern Front Headquarters is pleased to learn that your unit has re-established communications. The entire staff is currently busy discussing forthcoming operations with other units, b... #1459 Answering machine message 74 Stoned, slow voice: Hey brother, you have reached the Narcotics Information Hotline. None of us can answer the phone right now, ,cause we,re trying to decide if it exists. Leave a message. ... #1458 Answering machine message 73 Demented, screechy voice; occasional background screams: Hello. Thank you for calling Last Straw Chiropractic. (Raspy gasp.) We can,t come to the phone right now because we,re making a couple of adjus... 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18