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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking


Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Answer Machine

#1487 Answering machine message 104
"Muppet Show" theme: It,s time to leave a message After you hear the tone, It,s time to leave a message ,Cause we,re not at home tonight... It,s time to leave a message On Kate and S...
#1486 Answering machine message 103
"Under the Boardwalk": Oh, when you call our room, and all you get is a machine, and then you get so upset, you feel as if you want to scream. Please leave a message after the be-ep....
#1485 Answering machine message 102
With apologies to Robert Burns: O ma phone is but an ebon box, Wha, rings when I,m awa,. And my tape machine waits, For your call, This message for ta play. So leave ye message at th...
#1484 Answering machine message 101
Voice 1: Gee, Dave, what do you feel like doing tonight? Voice 2: Same thing we do every night, Rob... Try to take over the world! (Sing:) They,re David and the Rob, Yes, David and the Rob...
#1483 Answering machine message 100
"If I Only Had A Brain": I might be in the shower, I might be gone for hours, I can,t come to the phone. So, please leave your name and number, If I miss you it,d be a bummer, Leave ...
#1482 Answering machine message 99
Beethoven,s Fifth: Nobody,s home. Why did you phone? Please leave your message here when you have heard the tone, And we will call you back as soon as we get home. Your message here, ...
#1481 Answering machine message 98
"Winter Wonderland": Hear the ring, inside our home. Once again, can,t get the phone. So please be polite, You know that it,s right, And leave a message when you hear the tone. ...
#1480 Answering machine message 97
"Camptown Races": I can,t come to the telephone; doo-dah, doo-dah. Leave your message when you hear the tone; oh, de doo-dah day. Might be gone all night... Might be gone all day... So lea...
#1479 Answering machine message 96
"The Check is in the Mail" by Weird Al Yankovich: Well hey how you doin,? Have a seat have a drink, Boy it,s good to see you what can I say, Oh sorry got to run we,ll get together again, S...
#1478 Answering machine message 95
Nirvana,s "Smells Like Teen Spirit": Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, Hello, No one,s here, no one,s home, Leave a message, at the tone. Don,t feel stupid, it,s no big fuss, Leave a m...
#1477 Answering machine message 94
U2,s "With or Without You": No one,s here to answer the phone, Leave a message at the tone, And we,ll get back to you. We,ll get back to you! ...
#1476 Answering machine message 93
Cheers TV show theme song, "Where Everybody Knows your Name": Sometimes you make a call, Where you gotta leave your name, ,Cuz I can,t come to the phone, You gotta leave a message here, ...
#1475 Answering machine message 92
Meat Loaf,s "I,d Do Anything For Love": And I would do anything for calls, I promise I will call you back; I would do anything for calls, But I can,t talk right now and that,s a fact. I...
#1474 Answering machine message 91
(Guns & Roses, "Civil War":) What we,ve got here is... Failure to communicate. Some men you just can,t reach... I don,t like it any more than you do. ...
#1473 Answering machine message 90
Pink Floyd,s "Nobody Home": You have reached 587-8783. Please leave a message. ("Ohhhhhhhhh, babe... When I pick up the phone... There,s still... Nobody home.") ...


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