 | #1502 Answering machine message 119
Hi, this is Johan advising you that you spend WAY too much time on the phone. GO OUTSIDE... See the world, LIVE a little... Have fun.
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| #1501 Answering machine message 118
A is for academics,
B is for beer.
One of those reasons is why we,re not here.
So leave a message.
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| #1500 Answering machine message 117
John: Brad, will you get the phone?
Brad: (Sound of frantically clattering keyboard.) I can,t! I,m playing Omega!
John: Ambar, will you get the phone?
Ambar: I can,t! I,m late for work! (Soun... |
| #1499 Answering machine message 116
Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called, and your favorite color of shirts. We,ll get back to you if we like the color.
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| #1498 Answering machine message 115
(Loud sounds of a massive battle; calm voice:) Hello! Due to the breakdown in the 452nd truce, the inhabitants of village 286-3589 are cowering in their bomb shelters. However, if you leave your name,... |
| #1497 Answering machine message 114
Hi!! You,ve reached Janet and Chris,s room. We,re not in right now. If this is our parents, we,re at the library studying. Yeah, yeah, that,s it, that,s the ticket. If this is John, Chris is out with ... |
| #1496 Answering machine message 113
Whole family crowds around, including screaming babies and noisy pets; to the tune of "Frere Jacques":
We,re not here now,
We,re not here now,
Don,t hang up,
Don,t hang up,
Leave your name and ... |
| #1495 Answering machine message 112
1: Hey, would you get the phone?
2: I got the phone last time. You get the phone!
1: Well, I,m on the computer right now, so will you get it?
2: I,m in the bathroom, and besides, you,re close... |
| #1494 Answering machine message 111
1: Hi, you,ve reached Bob and Faisal,s room.
2: (Background:) What are you doing?
1: I,m recording an answering machine message.
2: But we,re here right now.
1: But we might not be here la... |
| #1493 Answering machine message 110
Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren,t here right now, but if...
Matt: Steve, what are you doing?
Steve: I,m leaving a phone message since we aren,t here.
Matt: But you left the last one -- it,s... |
| #1492 Answering machine message 109
Hello, this is the Brown residence. We,re in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.
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| #1491 Answering machine message 108
Hello, this is the Computer Music Research Institute of Portland, Oregon. We can,t take your call at the moment, but we would like you to leave a critique of one of our current works in progress. BEEP... |
| #1490 Answering machine message 107
I once had a little white phone,
That would ring when it was alone.
Then I got a tape,
For when I escape,
So please leave your name at the tone.
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| #1489 Answering machine message 106
Hitchhikers Guide theme: The Cerius Cybernetic Corporation was happy to correct the problem of all that icky person-to-person conversation that happens when people actually pick up the phone and talk ... |
| #1488 Answering machine message 105
"Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background: You,ve reached the residence of John and Tom. We can,t come to the phone right now, because we,re cleaning the refrigerator. Please leave your name and number,... |
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