 | #1517 Answering machine message 135
Hi, you,ve reached 474-2340. Don, Kendy and Sylvia can,t come to the phone right now because they,ve been kidnapped by aliens and replaced by android duplicates. You could leave your name and number a... |
| #1516 Answering machine message 134
I can,t come to the phone now because alien beings are eating my brain. Leave a message anyway, and after the alien beings assume my shape, one of them will get back to you.
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| #1515 Answering machine message 133
I can,t come to the phone now, so if, well, actually, I CAN come to the phone now, I mean, like, I,m at the phone NOW, recording this message, but I,m doing this NOW, while you,re listening to it LATE... |
| #1514 Answering machine message 132
I can,t come to the phone now because I have amnesia and I feel stupid talking to people I don,t remember. I,d appreciate it if you could help me out by leaving my name and telling me something about ... |
| #1513 Answering machine message 131
I can,t answer the phone now because I,m over at Slobinskis,s house. Me and five other guys are helping him replace a lightbulb.
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| #1512 Answering machine message 130
You have reached 843-4734. Please hold while I process your call. (Pause.) Our extremely sophisticated computer system performed a trace on your number and was able to match it with our list of import... |
| #1511 Answering machine message 129
Hello. I,m home right now but cannot find the phone. Please leave a message and I will call you up as soon as I find it.
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| #1510 Answering machine message 128
(In a good Australian accent:) G,day mate. Can,t come to the phone now because I,m a bit tied up with this crocodile. Just leave a message, and I,ll get back to you.
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| #1509 Answering machine message 127
(Frantic violin music:) Hello. You have reached 435-3949. We are currently unable to answer because we are either chasing, or being chased by, bats. Please leave a message.
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| #1508 Answering machine message 126
Hi, I,m not sane right now, but if you leave your name, number and shoe size at the sound of the tone, I,ll get back to you when and if I return to my senses.
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| #1507 Answering machine message 124
(Automatic gunfire, explosions, rockets, jets; agitated voice:) I,m pinned down and can,t come to the phone right now, and Bob,s handling supporting fire! Leave your name and number, and a message! We... |
| #1506 Answering machine message 123
(Sound of scrap metal falling down a staircase continues through message.) Hello, we are having some technical problems right now, so we can,t take your call. Please leave us a message.
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| #1505 Answering machine message 122
(Slight echo as if spoken in a large underground cave:) Help me, please help me. I,m down here in the thing you,re holding in your hand. I can,t get out because my leg is broken and my hand is stuck b... |
| #1504 Answering machine message 121
Hello, and welcome to Answering Machines of the Rich and Famous! Sam can,t come to the phone right now because he,s spending the week in his beautiful summer home on the French Riviera.
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| #1503 Answering machine message 120
I,m pretending that I,m marooned on a desert island with Dana Delany, Linda Carter, and Sharon Lawrence. Since I don,t have a telephone there, you could leave a message in a bottle at the sound of the... |
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