 | #3004 Answering machine message 31
Due to the large number of complaints regarding the length of our previous answering machine message, we made a few changes. Double speed: Insert standard long-winded message here.
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| #3003 Answering machine 04
Thank you for calling 217-2962. If you wish to speak to Tim, push 1 on your touch tone phone now. If you wish to speak to Lynn, push 2 on your touch tone phone now. If you have a wrong number, push 3 ... |
| #3002 Answering machine 03
Prepare for alpha test of Beep Software revision 1.05. Counting down to test: 5... 4... 3... 2... 1...
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| #3001 Answering machine message 05
Drawling granny voice: Way back inna winner of fifty-two, we didn, have fanshy gadjets like no ansherin, machine. You jusht had to call and call until shummbody got home. Now, shum people, dey shay de... |
| #3000 Answering machine message 01
Well I finally got an answering machine. Now how does this thing work? Hmmm. Press record button, I did that, and the light should be on. I wonder why it,s not working right. Hmmmm, I wonder what this... |
| #2909 Answering machine 02
Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I,m probably not at home, or not wanting to answer the phone, most probably the latter, according to my latest calculations... |
| #2773 Answering machine message 231
In Japan, the hand can be used like a knife. (Heeeeee-YAH! Sound of smashing box of kleenex.) But this method doesn`t work with a telephone call... (Dial tone.) Introducing the all-new Ginsu answering... |
| #2772 Answering machine message 217
(Strong east Indian accent:) Hello, you have reached the existential hotline of Ransheesh. I am currently meditating, but if you leave your name and which lifeline you are currently inhabiting at the ... |
| #2771 Answering machine message 195
Hello, please send me email instead. I always never playback these stupid answering machine messages. Besides, I am probably online right now.... |
| #2770 Answering machine message 181
(From a distance:) Hello I`m far very away from the phone at the moment and can`t get to it to take your message, but I`ll get back to you as soon as I get nearer to the phone!... |
| #2769 Answering machine message 224
(Annoying radio announcer`s voice:) Congratulations! You have reached 555-1234, perhaps one of the most obnoxious answering machine messages in the greater Seattle area! If you don`t know who you are ... |
| #2768 Answering machine message 220
You might be calling to give me important information. If so, leave your information at the tone. Or perhaps you just want to have a casual conversation. If so, leave a message and I`ll get back to yo... |
| #2767 Answering machine message 218
Hi, this is Ed. I`m secretly replacing Faisal and Bob with dark sparkling Folger`s Crystals. Leave your name, number, and a brief message and they`ll call you back when they`re nice and percolated. Se... |
| #2766 Answering machine message 216
If a telephone rings in an empty room and no one is there to answer it, was there really a phone call? Help me investigate this phenomenon by leaving your name and number after the tone.... |
| #2765 Answering machine message 159
This is Dan Cassidy`s answering machine. Please leave your name and number, and after I`ve doctored the tape, your message will implicate you in a federal crime and be brought to the attention of the ... |
