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Customer to waiter
Why are you writing very slowly?
I have swallowed a key
An old rich man buys hearing aids
A Kid calls the Help Desk
A blonde man filling up an application form
A Blonde cuts sides of the capsule before taking it
This is the only way
A ship is sinking

Dealing with a juggler
Careful when you wish
Answering machine message 67
Getting into fights
Go on a hiking trip
A snail buys a fast new car
Boat troubles
A 10pm curfew was imposed in Belfast
Woman is on a bus

Travel Jokes

	#1200 The train has failed A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem," the engineer thought, and carried on at half power. Farther on down t...
	#1199 Travel with a horse An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a local farmer came to help with his big strong horse named Buddy. He hitched Buddy up to the car and yelled, "Pull, Nelli...
	#1197 Chief is at a wedding A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began, "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I,m going to let you co...
	#1196 Now he`s in trouble A police officer had just pulled a car over. When he walked up to the car a man rolled down the window and said, "what,s the problem officer?" To which the policeman responded, "I stopped you for runn...
	#1195 Avoiding a big object Driving to work, a gentlman had to swerve to avoid a box that fell out of a truck in front of him. Seconds later, a policeman pulled him over for reckless driving. Fortunately, another officer had see...
	#1194 Just cut your hair first A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver,s license and would like to use the family car." Father replies, :"O.K., son. But, first, you have to get good grades in school, keep your r...
	#1192 Confuse traffic signs A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, that,s ...
	#1189 Cop wants an excuse A man was driving home late one afternoon, and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy," so he fl...
	#1187 Crossing the border While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What,s in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the c...
	#1179 Traveling on the train There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train...
	#1165 Eating the piece of fruit Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they,d never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eager...

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