 | #1219 On a truck`s mudflaps
Seen on rear mud-flaps of a large truck
left mud-flap right mud-flap
Passing Side Suicide
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| #1217 Top Signs You,re At A Bad Motel
Top Signs You,re At A Bad Motel
10.The "complimentary" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.
9.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it.
8.The "magic finge... |
| #1216 Murphy`s Travel Laws
Murphy Laws For Frequent Flyers
No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight.
If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the far... |
| #1215 Run over the rooster
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhous... |
| #1214 Stay over one night
A hindu priest, rabbi and a lawyer were driving down the road, when the car breaks down. Fortunately finding a farmhouse nearby, the farmer informed them that he had only one spare room, and that it h... |
| #1213 New ticket technology
A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar. A $40 speeding ticket was included. Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of $40. The police responded wit... |
| #1212 Haircut before a trip
A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, "Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?
It,s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You,re c... |
| #1211 Deaf lady in trouble
One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she... |
| #1209 Don`t do while driving
We do not advise following any of the below driving rules to any extent. Driving should be taken seriously at all times. The below jokes are simply here for entertainment purposes.
When using a met... |
| #1207 New driver`s license
Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately head... |
| #1206 Try to get some rest
A man had been driving all night and by morning was still far from his destination. He decided to stop at the next city he came to, and park somewhere quiet so he could get an hour or two of sleep. As... |
| #1204 Snake solves problem
I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under the str... |
| #1203 Get me off this train
One day a man took the train from Paris to Frankfurt. When he got in he said to the ticket man:
"Sir. I really need you to do me a favor, I have to get down this train in Mannheim, but I,m very ti... |
| #1202 Rolls-Royce vs. Yugo
A guy driving a Yugo pulled up to a stoplight next to a Rolls-Royce.
He rolled down his window and shouted to the driver of the Rolls. "Hey, buddy, that,s a nice car. You got a phone in your Rolls... |
| #1201 Driver illegally parks
A driver tucked this note under the windshield wiper of his automobile. "I,ve circled the block for 20 minutes. I,m late for an appointment, and if I don,t park here I,ll lose my job. Forgive us our t... |
