 | #3249 Chemistry song 06
The Twelve Days of Chemistry
On the first day of chemistry
My teacher gave to me
A candle from Chem Study.
(second day) two asbestos pads
(third day) three little beakers
(fourth day) four w... |
| #3248 Chemistry song 05
Deck the Labs
Deck the labs with rubber tubing
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Use your funnel and your filter
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Don we now our goggles and aprons
Fa la la la la, la la... |
| #3247 Chemistry song 04
Silent Labs
Silent labs, difficult labs
All with math, all with graphs
Observations of colors and smells
Calculations and graph curves like bells
Memories of tests that have past
Oh, how long ... |
| #3246 Chemistry song 03
I,m Dreaming of a White Precipitate
I,m dreaming of a white precipitate
just like the ones I used to make
Where the colors are vivid
and the chemist is livid
to see impurities in the snow.
I... |
| #3245 Chemistry song 02
The Chemistry Teacher,s Coming to Town
You better not weigh
You better not heat
You better not react
I,m telling you now
The Chemistry Teacher,s coming to town.
He,s collecting data
He,s ch... |
| #3244 Chemistry song 01
Chemistry Christmas
,Twas the night before Christmas,
The lab was quite still;
Not a Bunsen was burning
(Nor had they the will).
The test tubes were placed
In their racks with great care,
In ... |
| #3243 Song of the elements
There,s antimony, arsenic, aluminum, selenium,
And hydrogen and oxygen and nitrogen and rhenium
And nickel, neodymium, neptunium, germanium,
And iron, americium, ruthenium, uranium,
Europium, zirc... |
| #3242 The Cesium song 13
Cesium`s Strange
(Tune, People are strange - The Doors)
Cesium`s strange,
when you`re a stranger
Consummate danger,
ready to blow.
Water is wicked,
wet and unwanted,
Folks are unfriendly,
w... |
| #3241 The Cesium song 12
Seventy Six Neutrons
(Tune, Seventy Six Trombones)
Seventy six lithe neutrons swayed on Cesium`s bar,
Half a hundred and ten bold protons...
Hold it! Hold it!. That`s Cesium 131. Half life onl... |
| #3240 The Cesium song 11
Cesium Glows
(Tune, Love`s a Rose - Neil Young)
Cesium glows, but you better not lick it,
It`s fire grows when it`s on the tongue.
Lips full of holes, you`ll know you`ve kissed it,
Just take a ... |
| #3239 The Cesium song 10
Cesium (All through the Night)
(Tune, Fever)
(1)
Never know how much I need you,
Never know how much I`d dare,
When I mix you up with water,
I get a heat that`s hard to bear.
I need my Cesi... |
| #3238 The Cesium song 09
It`s So Easy
(Tune, It`s so Easy)
It`s with Cesium I`m in love!
It`s with Cesium I`m in love!
People say that I`m a fool,
When I take my Cesium into the pool.
And it`s so easy,
So doggone e... |
| #3237 The Cesium song 08
`Lectropositive Mama
(tune, Lady Madonna)
`Letropositive mama,
Cesium on your meat,
Wonder how you manage,
To stay on your feet.
How d`ya stand the smokin`?
How d`ya `bide the flame?
Do yo... |
| #3236 The Cesium song 07
Yesterday,
I had Cesium with which to play.
Now all my fingers have been blown away.
And silence reigns since yesterday.
Suddenly,
I`m just half the man I used to be.
I have no eyes with which... |
| #3235 The Cesium song 06
Why Don`t We Mix Up the Two
(Tune, "Why don`t we get drunk..."
with apologies to Jimmy Buffett)
I`ve got a pound of Cesium,
It`s burning gently near.
The sky-blue flame looks lovely,
But it`... |
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