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Rhode,s Corollary To Hoare,s Law: Inside every complex and unworkable program is a useful routine struggling to be free.
Ross,s Law: Bare feet magnetise sharp metal objects so they always point upw... |
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Peter,s Principle: In every hierarchy, each employee tends to rise to the level of his incompetence.
Pudder,s Law: Anything that begins well will end badly. (Note: The converse of Pudder,s law is n... |
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Oliver,s Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.
Orben,s Packaging Discovery: For the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash.
Osborn,s Law: Variab... |
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Meade,s Maxim: Always remember that you are absolutely unique, just like everyone else.
Mencken,s Law: There is always an easy answer to every human problem - neat, plausible, and wrong.
Muir,s ... |
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Lieberman,s Law: Everybody lies, but it doesn,t matter, because nobody listens.
Logg,s Rebuttal to Gray,s Law: ,n+1, trivial tasks take twice as long as ,n, trivial tasks.
Lorenz,s Law of Mechan... |
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Johnson,s Corollary: Nobody really knows what is going on anywhere within the organization.
Kramer,s Law: You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the track.
Larkinson,s Law: Al... |
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Horngren,s Observation: Among economists, the real world is often a special case.
Hubbard,s Law: Don,t take life too seriously; you won,t get out of it alive.
Hurewitz,s Memory Principle: The ch... |
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Harrisberger,s Fourth Law of the Lab: Experience is directly proportional to the amount of equipment ruined.
Hartley,s First Law: You can lead a horse to water, but if you can get him to float on h... |
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Gumperson,s Law: The probability of a given event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
H. L. Mencken,s Law: Those who can, do. Those who can,t, teach. Martin,s Extension: Those ... |
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Government,s Law: There is an exception to all laws.
Grabel,s Law: 2 is not equal to 3, not even for large values of 2.
Gray,s Law of Programming: ,n+1, trivial tasks are expected to be accompli... |
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Gold,s Law: If the shoe fits, it,s ugly
Goldenstern,s Rules: 1. Always hire a rich attorney. 2. Never buy from a rich salesman.
Golden Rule Of Arts And Sciences: Whoever has the gold makes the r... |
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Goebel,s Second Law Of Useless Difficulty: The fastest way to get something done is to determine that it isn,t worth doing.
Goebel,s Law Of Computer Support: Troubleshooting a computer over the tel... |
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Flugg,s Law: When you need to knock on wood is when you realize that the world is composed of vinyl, naugahyde and aluminum.
Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-t... |
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First Law of Bicycling: No matter which way you ride, it,s uphill and against the wind.
First Law of Procrastination: Procrastination shortens the job and places the responsibility for its terminat... |
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Fifth Law of Applied Terror: If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book. Corollary: If you are given a take-home exam, you will forget where you live.
Fifth Law of Procrastinatio... |
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