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Why are you writing very slowly?
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Heaven, Hell

#1022 Picking a punishment This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the ... #1021 The name of your wife St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven. "Why do you deserve to pass the Pearly Gates?" he asks one of the men, who had been a butler. ... #1020 Represent Christmas Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. ... #1019 What should they say? Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation. They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like t... #1018 Gates gets punishment Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood over Bill Gates and said, "Well Bill, I,m really confused on this one. It,s a tough decision; I,m not sure whether to sen... #1017 Sue over the property Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God... #1016 Doing this great deed A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before entry is allowed. For example, was the man religi... #1015 Careful when you wish Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I,m sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren,t ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be.... #1014 Reward for goodness Three men died in a car accident and met Jesus himself at the Pearly Gates. The Lord spoke unto them saying, "I will ask you each a simple question. If you tell the truth I will allow you in... #1013 A forester and lawyer A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eter... #1012 Dealing with a lawyer A new York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him "What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?" The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, "A week ago, I gave ... #1011 Each man gives a story Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven,s getting pretty close to full today, and I... 1 | 2