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 | #884 The annoying drums This guy goes on vacation to a tropical island. As soon as he gets off the plane, he hears drums. He thinks "Wow, this is cool." He goes to the beach, he hears the drums, he eats lunch, he hears dru... |
 | #882 Bass jokes Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?
A: He turned a peg and wouldn,t tell the bass player which one.
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one - bu... |
 | #880 Banjo jokes Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only one, but all the others gathered around will complain that that,s not the way Earl Scruggs would have done it.
Q: How can you... |
 | #878 Bagpipe jokes Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: What,s the only thing worse than a bagpiper?
A: Good question. We,re still trying to find out too.
Bagpipes (noun) - ... |
 | #875 Accordion jokes An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.
Q: What is the definition of an optimist?
A: An accordion player with a pager.
Q: What is the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
A: The Uzi stop... |
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