 | #443 Q and A sports joke 05
Our team is doing so badly that "Manager of the Month" isn,t an award.
It,s an appointment!
Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding?
They got jellygated!
Which insect d... |
| #442 Q and A sports joke 04
What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?
Sorry, it was a freak hic!
Why are football grounds odd?
Because you can sit in the stands but can,t stand in the sits!
... |
| #440 Q and A sports joke 03
What,s the chilliest ground in the premiership?
Cold Trafford!
How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?
Somebody took a corner!
Why didn,t the dog want to play football?
It was a boxer... |
| #438 Q and A sports joke 02
Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?
They might be cheetahs!
Manager: Our new midfielder cost ten million. I call him our wonder player
Fan: Why,s that?
Manager: Everyt... |
| #437 Q and A sports joke 01
Where do religious school children practice sports?
In the prayground!
How did the basketball court get wet?
The players dribbled all over it!
Why did the chicken get sent off?
For persiste... |
| #435 Destroy an opponent
The Center for Opponent Neutralization (C.O.N.)
Tonya Harding Presents...
Get tired every softball season loosing to the same team with all the big sluggers year in and year out?
Are you tir... |
| #432 Normal car is better
Reasons why a normal Car is a far superior vehicle than a F1 Car
"Hundreds of people and tens of millions of dollars go into building an F1 car, but a normal car is a far superior vehicle. You wond... |
| #431 Short Cowboy jokes
Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?
A: A huddle.
Q: Four Dallas Cowboys in a car, who,s driving?
A: The police.
Q: Why can,t Michael Irvin get into a huddle on the field anymore?
A: ... |
| #429 Murphy`s nartial laws
Murphy,s Laws of Martial Arts
Ten scientific principles that apply to the study of all martial arts:
The wimp who made it through the eliminations on luck alone will suddenly turn into Bruce L... |
| #424 Black belt degrees
Requirements for 11th Degree Black Belt
Master of Judo
Well before testing for this rank any experienced Judo teacher should have already learned these basic techniques:
Escape from Dojo
... |
| #422 Snowboarding lesson
Snowboarding Lessons
When you,re 47 years old, you sometimes hear a small voice inside you that says: "Just because you,ve reached middle age, that doesn,t mean you shouldn,t take on new challenge... |
| #421 New rules for bowling
Supplemental Rules for Bowling
If you holler "overs!" before the ball passes the arrows, you get to throw the ball over, unless of course, you get a strike. In which case, you can renege on the "o... |
| #420 The baseball demands
Top Baseball Player Demands
From Late Show with David Letterman; Friday, August 12, 1994
In case anyone has od,ed on O.J. Simpson coverage or for those who might for some reason not know, the ... |
| #419 Do at a bowling alley
Things to do at a Bowling Alley
Everytime you throw exclaim "TAKE THAT, YOU!!!" continue this behavior until forcefully thrown out.
When ever a strike "X" appears on the screen, start yelling ... |
| #418 Olympic city bribery
The Top 9 Signs Your City Used Bribes to Become an Olympic Site
9. IOC members seem unconcerned over scheduling conflicts due to the yachting, diving and swimming events all being held in the 34th ... |
