 | #6339 Two blondes were walking
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren,t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those ar... |
| #6337 A brunette and a blonde in a park
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie".
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
... |
| #6336 A guy and a blonde
A guy and a blonde are going at it in the back of a van.
The blonde says "put a finger in me"
So he does.
Then she says "put another finger in me" and he does.
"Put another finger in me" a... |
| #6335 Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached
Crying her eyes out, the blonde approached the policeman and said that her dog, Fido, was lost. When he suggested that she put an ad in the paper the blonde replied, "Well, I thought of that, but then... |
| #6333 Did you hear about the blonde who complained
Did you hear about the blonde who complained to the judge about her car being towed away. She told him there was a sign that said ,FINE FOR PARKING,... |
| #6331 Sally was painting her living room
Sally was painting her living room one hot day.
"Why", her friend asked her, "are you wearing two jackets?".
"Because," said the blonde, "The directions on the can said to put on two coats."
... |
| #6328 A blonde walks up to a vending machine
A blonde walks up to a vending machine, sees the money slot, and puts in 75 cents. Out pops a cold can of Diet Coke, and she screams and claps her hands in excitement.
She pulls another 75 cents fr... |
| #6327 A blonde was given the job of painting
A blonde was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On her first day she painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. When the fore... |
| #6324 There were three blondes driving down
There were three blondes driving down a hill. Suddenly the girl driving realized that her brakes were gone. They all started screaming and telling themselves they were going to die. Then one girl noti... |
| #6323 A blonde, brunette and a redhead drinking
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were drinking in a bar one night, and decided to buy tickets in the bar,s weekly raffle.
They each bought a $1 ticket.
When the raffle was drawn, they each won... |
| #6322 An Overweight Blonde
A blonde is terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for 2 weeks. The next time I see you, you,ll have ... |
| #6321 A blonde gets an opportunity
A blond gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere and was very excited and tense. As soon as she boarded the plane, a Boeing747, she started jumping in... |
| #6320 Three pregnant women, blonde
Three pregnant women, blonde, brunette, and redhead, were sitting together and knitting for their babies.
The redhead said "I hope I have a girl because I,ve knitted a pink sweater."
The brunett... |
| #6318 The guard brings the brunette forward
The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts,
"Ready!...Aim!! ..."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "Earthqua... |
| #6317 A blonde, a brunette and a redhead in a bar
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender:
Brunette: "I,ll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
Redhead: "And, I,... |
