 | #6356 Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital
Two brunettes and a blonde are in the hospital awaiting the arrival of their first children.
The 1st brunette says, "I just know I,m going to have a girl, because I conceived while I was on my back... |
| #6355 Two blondes observed
Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger:
Blonde#1: I can,t seem to get this door unlocked!
Blonde#2: Well, you,d better hurry up and ... |
| #6354 A painting contractor was speaking
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In the first room she said she would like a pale blue. The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelled out "... |
| #6353 Two blondes driving
Two blondes were driving their car cross country. They took turns driving and napping.
One afternoon the view was magnificent, the driver woke the passenger and said, "Look at that forest, isn,t it... |
| #6352 Why did God create blondes
Why did God create blondes?
Because sheep can,t bring beer from the fridge.
Why did God create brunettes?
Neither could the blondes... |
| #6351 A blonde in a beauty parlor
A blonde walked into a beauty parlor one day wearing headphones. The man cutting her hair told her to take the headphones off if she wanted him to cut her hair.
She said,"No, just cut around them."... |
| #6350 One day after work, a blonde walked
One day after work, a blonde walked into a pizza parlor and ordered a small personal pizza.
When it was finished, the waiter asked the blonde if she wanted it cut into four pieces or eight.
The ... |
| #6349 A blonde In an Emergency
A blond hurries into the hospital emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.
"How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.
"Well I was trying to com... |
| #6347 A man made passionate love to a blonde
A man made passionate love to a blonde all night. When they were finally finished, he realized that he was incredibly thirsty, so he went into the kitchen.
Opening the fridge, all he found was some... |
| #6346 How can you tell which blonde
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.
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| #6344 A blonde was tired of being blonde
A blonde was tired of being blonde and constantly being the subject of all those dumb blonde jokes. She finally dyed her hair brunette.
Elated she decided to take a drive through the country to cel... |
| #6343 The blonde said she understood
The blonde said she understood how the scientists figured out how far away the stars are, their sizes and temperatures. What she couldn,t understand is how they find out what the names of the stars ar... |
| #6342 Blonde Ambition
Percentage of American women born blonde: 16.
Percentage of women who have blonde hair today: 33.
Percentage of TV newscasters who are blonde: 64.
Percentage of Miss Americas who are blonde: 65.... |
| #6341 The blonde goes over to her brunette
The blonde goes over to her brunette friend,s house on Friday to chat. Later on, the brunette,s husband pulls up in the driveway, and gets out of the car, holding a dozen roses.
The brunette says "... |
| #6340 Didnt you see the arrows
A blond driving the wrong way down a one way street gets pulled over by a cop who says "Didn`t you see the arrows?"
The blond says "I didn`t even see the indians."
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