 | #6380 Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates
Three blondes died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question.
St. Peter asks the first blonde, "What is Easter... |
| #6379 A redhead, a brunette and a blonde
A redhead, a brunette and a blonde are stuck on a deserted island, when one of them finds a lamp on the beach. She picks it up and gives it a little rub and a genie pops out. The genie looks at the th... |
| #6378 Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes
Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes?
Toes Go In First.
Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts?
Tits Go In Front.
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| #6377 A blonde was driving down the highway
A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said Disneyland Left. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well!" and turned around and drove home.
On ... |
| #6373 A Blonde and a Brunette
A blond and a brunette were sitting talking politics.
"What would you do with Red China?" asked the brunette.
"I`d put it on a purple tablecloth." replied the blond
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| #6372 One day a brunette was walking
One day a brunette was walking down the sidewalk repeating "48, 48, 48" and a blonde walked up and asked, "why are you counting?"
The brunette replied,"It,s a game. We go down the sidewalk counting... |
| #6370 A blonde woman competed with a brunette
A blonde woman competed with a brunette and a redhead in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first and the redhead was a close second. Much later, t... |
| #6369 One day a highway officer pulls over a blonde
One day a highway officer pulls over a blonde on the freeway because she has had her blinker on for some time now. He puts the siren on and they pull over. He gets out of the patrol car and says, "Mis... |
| #6368 A blonde in a delivery room
A blond lady was in the delivery room starting to deliver her baby. As it made its appearance it was dark and had an afro.
The doctor said, "Ma`am, have you ever slept with a black man?" She said, ... |
| #6366 A blonde buying a deo
A blond decides to help with the shopping, and goes to the drug store by herself. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband."
"Does he ... |
| #6361 There stood two blondes
There stood two blondes, one on each side of a river.
The blonde on the East bank yelled across "Hey, How do you get to the other side of the river?"
The blonde on the West bank looked up river,... |
| #6360 What do a blonde and a Kentucky
What do a blonde and a Kentucky Fried Chicken (KFC) combo have in common?
Once you,re done with the legs and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box.... |
| #6359 A blonde on a horse
A blond had a near death experience the other day when she went horseback riding. Everything was going fine until the horse started to bounce out of control. She tried to hang on with all of her might... |
| #6358 I have to take every precaution not to get pregnant
I have to take every precaution not to get pregnant," complained the blonde to her friend.
"But I thought your husband had a vasectomy?" said the friend.
"He did." said the blonde, "That,s why I... |
| #6357 Over the weekend I heard a blonde
Over the weekend I heard a blonde telling this joke:
Blonde Asks: What do you call a blonde in between two brunettes?
Blonde Answers: An interprolater!
We were laughing so hard we thought w... |
