 | #6406 This man notices a blonde woman walking
This man notices a blonde woman walking out of her house and opening her mailbox.
She peeks inside, then walks back in to the house. This went on and on about every 1/2 hour or so. Later that day w... |
| #6404 The blonde called her best friend the brunette
The blonde called her best friend the brunette. "I need your help," she said.
"What,s wrong?" said the brunette.
"I,ve just bought a jigsaw puzzle, and none of the pieces fit together. I can,t e... |
| #6401 A scientist decides to conduct an experiment
A scientist decides to conduct an experiment to determine how people from various walks of life follow directions. He selects a Marine Corps Master Sgt., the President,s personal aide, and a blonde as... |
| #6400 A pretty blonde was being shown
A pretty blonde was being shown around the large aircraft carrier. She spied an officer wearing a particularly uniform and asked, "Who,s that?"
"That," she was informed, "is the naval surgeon."
... |
| #6396 A blonde going to London
A blonde going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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| #6394 How do you get a blonde to marry you
How do you get a blonde to marry you?
Tell her she,s pregnant.
What will she ask you?
"Is it mine... |
| #6392 Then there was the innocent blonde
Then there was the innocent blonde who decides she wants do something wild and add some spice to her life. She wants to start by renting an X-rated adult video.
She goes to the video store and loo... |
| #6390 A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next
A lawyer and a blonde are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The lawyer leans over to her and asks if she would like to play a fun game. The blonde just wants to take a nap, so... |
| #6389 Then there was the blonde
Then there was the blonde who was desperate for cash. All her bills were due and she was out of checks. So she decided to kidnap a child, and use the ransom money to pay off her debts.
To the park... |
| #6388 Three blondes, 10, 15 and 20 years old
Three blondes, 10, 15 and 20 years old were standing in an elevator. The 10 year old blonde noticed a wet spot on the wall of the elevator and exclaimed "Look! there,s spit!"
The 15 year old blonde... |
| #6387 A blonde was having a problem
A blonde was having a problem with her laser printer, so she called the company`s technical support.
The help desk technician asked her if she was "running it under Windows."
The blonde replied,... |
| #6386 A Blonde called the company
A blond called the company where she had just purchased a cellular phone. Her problem concerned the instruction manual. She noted that the first half was printed in French which he did could not read,... |
| #6385 Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy
Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up?
None of them, three don,t exist and the dumb blonde thought i... |
| #6383 Why do blondes have see-through lunch
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
So that when they,re on the train they can tell if they,re going to work or coming home.
... |
| #6382 A red head was in the drivers seat
A red head was in the drivers seat, and a blonde in the passenger seat. The red head said, "We,re late for work, so watch out for any cops." As they were speeding down the road, the red head said, "Do... |
