 | #6428 Three guys -- a redhead, a brunette and a blonde
Three guys -- a redhead, a brunette and a blonde, were talking about whose hometown has the best bars.
The redhead guy says: "My hometown has the best bars. You buy two drinks, and the third drink ... |
| #6427 The county advertised for a new employee
The county advertised for a new employee to paint the white lines down the middle of the roads.
A blonde lady was the only applicant and she got the job.
On the first day, she painted an impre... |
| #6426 A blonde walks into a pharmacy
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the clerk at the counter if he has any "bottom deodorant".
The clerk, with a puzzled look on his face, says "I`m sorry lady but we don`t sell any here."
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| #6425 A Blondes Hobby
A blond decided she needed something new and different for a winter hobby. She went to the bookstore and bought every book she could find on ice fishing.
For weeks she read and studied every book,... |
| #6424 A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building
A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by climbing to the roof. Firemen are on the street below, holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the Brunette, "... |
| #6419 take every precaution not to get pregnant
I have to take every precaution not to get pregnant," complained the blonde to her friend.
"But I thought your husband had a vasectomy?" said the friend.
"He did." said the blonde, "That,s why I... |
| #6418 Two blondes from a small town
Two blondes from a small town were visiting New York City for the first time when they saw a hot dog vendor. Not having street vendors back home they decided to have this new experience.
After gett... |
| #6417 Why are blondes like bowling balls
Why are blondes like bowling balls?
Because you can grab them, finger them, and throw them in the gutter and they keep comming back for more.
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| #6415 Two blonde men were sitting in a bar sipping
Two blonde men were sitting in a bar sipping Black Label Johnny Walker when one noticed a gorgeous blonde sitting by herself in a corner.
As he was getting up to talk to her the bartender said "He... |
| #6414 One day while on patrol, a police
One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding.
He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports... |
| #6413 Interviewing a Blonde
A housewife was interviewing a new maid. After asking her many questions, the woman asked if she had any religious views.
"No," said the blonde, "But I have some good pictures of Coney Island and N... |
| #6412 There were three blondes driving down a hill
There were three blondes driving down a hill. Suddenly the girl driving realized that her brakes were gone. They all started screaming and telling themselves they were going to die. Then one girl noti... |
| #6410 Three moms, a blonde, a brunette
Three moms, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were discussing the problems they were having in raising their daughters. The redhead said, "Last night I went into my daughter,s room, and I find five ... |
| #6408 A blonde who wanted to fly.
There was a blonde who wanted to learn how to fly an airplane, so she goes to the airport and asks the man behind the desk, "Hi, I,d like to learn how to fly an airplane."
The man looked at a clip... |
| #6407 A blonde, a brunette and red head
A blonde, a brunette and a red-head all escaped from prison.
After running away for a while, the three of them stop at a barn to rest. They hear the police approaching the barn, and the only thing... |
