 | #213 How do I get across that river?
A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down the river for a way across but is unsuccessful in finding one. Yet, when looking to the other side aga... |
| #211 Three blonds on death row
Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One`s a brunette, one`s a redhead, and one`s a blonde.
Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests... |
| #209 What`s in the bag?
A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer walked in the store and saw what was happening. He dashed toward them, but they were able to get away ... |
| #206 Clean those restrooms
On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."... |
| #204 Do you know where you were going?
A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she`d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all ... |
| #198 Want me to paint for you?
A blonde was recently fired from an M&M factory for throwing away Ws and peeling the shells on the candies. Therefore, she needed a new job to support herself. After going around town asking if anyone... |
| #196 Fallen bridge
A blond and her blond boyfriend went for a walk along the river.
The blond walked across alone on a wooden bridge. After crossing the river, the bridge fell down.
She called across to her blond ... |
| #194 Helping a blond lose weight
A blonde is overweight, so her doctor puts her on a diet.
"I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat the procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you`ll have lo... |
| #191 I deserve a first class seat
A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The stewardess rushes over to her and tells her she must move to coach because she doesn`t have a first class ticket... |
| #189 Slot machine winner
A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a local store. After putting in sixty cents, a root beer pops out of the machine. She set it on the ground, puts sixty more cents into ... |
| #187 Do you see the dead bird?
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.
Suddenly, the brunette notices a dead bird. "Awww, look at the dead birdie," she says sadly.
The blonde stops, looks up into the ... |
| #185 Buying drinks at a bar
blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender.
Brunette: "I`ll have a B and C."
Bartender:"What is a B and C?".
Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke."
... |
| #183 Unlocking your car
Two blondes were recently observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Here is their dialogue:
Blonde One: I can`t seem to get this door unlocked!
Bl... |
| #181 First experience horse riding
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion.
It gallops... |
| #179 Mind telling me the time?
BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"
WOMAN: "It`s 11:25PM."
BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it`s the weirdest thing, I`ve asked that question thirty times today, and every ... |
