 | #7039 A pretty blonde was being shown around
A pretty blonde was being shown around the large aircraft carrier. She spied an officer wearing a particularly uniform and asked, "Who,s that?"
"That," she was informed, "is the naval surgeon."
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| #7037 Constant reference to dumb blondes
A beautiful blonde was concerned about the constant reference to "dumb blondes". She thought about various ways in which she could prove she was not of this class. She finally hit upon a solution. She... |
| #7036 A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were lost in the desert. They were driving around in a Jeep when it broke down, because they had nothing else they decided to each take a piece of the Jeep as they ... |
| #7035 can you tell which blonde is the waitress
How can you tell which blonde is the waitress?
She is the one with the tampon behind her ear, wondering what she did with her pencil.... |
| #7031 A blonde driving the wrong way down
A blonde driving the wrong way down a one way street gets pulled over by a cop who says "Didn,t you see the arrows?"
The blonde says "I didn,t even see the indians."
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| #7030 How can you tell when a blonde is dating
How can you tell when a blonde is dating?
By the buckle print on her forehead.
How can you tell who is a blonde,s boyfriend?
He,s the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression... |
| #7027 There were three people stranded on an island
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I,m goi... |
| #6469 A blonde woman starts a new job
A blonde woman starts a new job as an executive assistant. Her boss tells her to call his partner and pull up a chair to take notes.
The blonde asks,"Do you want me to use your dictaphone?"
"No"... |
| #6467 Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop
Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, "Bananas. 50 cents each or three for a dollar!"
The girls stop and look at each other. "Well I suppose we could always eat the... |
| #6466 An airline captain was breaking
An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place ... |
| #6438 The blonde goes to the doctor
The blonde goes to the doctor and complains of a sore throat.
The doctor has her sit down, gets out his flashlight, and says "Open wide."
The blonde says "I can,t, the arms on this chair get in ... |
| #6436 A blonde gets on an airplane
A blond gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section. The stewardess tells her she must move to coach because she doesn`t have a first class ticket. The blond replies, "I`m blond, I`m ... |
| #6435 A Blonde and a Redhead
A blond and a redhead met in a bar after work for a drink, and were watching the 6 O,clock news. A man was shown threatening to jump from the Brooklyn Bridge. The blond bet the redhead $50 that he wou... |
| #6432 The first blonde says "According
The first blonde says "According to this women,s ,average height and weight chart,, at my weight I should be 8 1/2 feet tall."
The second blonde says "Is that with or without heels?"
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| #6430 A blonde walked up to me
A blonde walked up to me, trying to be smart she said "I just heard a good blonde joke two minutes ago, want to hear it?"
I said "Sure."
She said "Oh.... damn. I forgot it!"
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