 | #3030 Q and A blond jokes 01
Q: Why don,t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: They can,t remember the number.
Q: Why don,t blondes call 911 in an emergency?
A: She can,t find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.
Q: Ho... |
| #3028 Q and A blond jokes 08
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde,s been using the computer?
A: There,s white-out on the screen.
Q: How can you tell if another bl... |
| #3027 Q and A blond jokes 07
Q: Why couldn,t the blonde write the number eleven?
A: She didn,t know what number came first.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 90% of her intelligence gone?
A: Divorced.
Q: How did the blond... |
| #3026 Q and A blond jokes 06
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?"
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitche... |
| #3025 Why are you yelling that?
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.
In the first room, she said she would like a pale blue.
The contractor wrote this down and went to the window, opened it, and yelle... |
| #1855 Phone sex
Two women were talking, when one said to the other:
"Do you ever talk to your husband when you,re making love?" siad the first.
"Yeah," replied the second,
"But only when he telephones!"
... |
| #255 Q and A blond jokes 05
Q: What do you call a blonde with a brand new PC?
A: A dumb terminal.
Q: Why are blonde jokes so easy to understand?
A: So brunettes can understand them.
Q: How did the blond burn her ear?
A:... |
| #232 Telegram for a Blond
A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.
Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the... |
| #230 I Want Some Milk
Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milkman Alan to leave 15 gallons of milk.
When Alan read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He... |
| #228 Q and A blond jokes 04
Q: How do blondes pierce their ears?
A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. c0pyr|ghta!haj0k3s
Q: How do you drown a ... |
| #225 Q and A blond jokes 03
Q: How do you plant dope?
A: Bury a blonde.
Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?
A: Wave to her.
Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle?
A: Shine a torch in her ears.
Q... |
| #223 Q and A blond jokes 02
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours?
A: Because the can said "concentrate" on it.
Q: How do you ... |
| #221 Helping an overweight blonde
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice. The doctor advised that she run ten miles a day for thirty days. This, he promised, would help her lose as many as twenty pounds.
The blonde fo... |
| #219 How to get across the river
A blonde once got lost near a river. She traveled up and down it searching for a way to get to the other side.
She tried walking in the shallow part of the river, and she even tried grabbing onto a... |
| #216 Blond medical terminology
Artery -- Study of paintings
Bacteria -- Back door of cafeteria
Barium -- What doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- Letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarean section -- District in Rome
Cat scan -- Sea... |
