 | #6298 A Blonde and a Brunette Discussing
A blond and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends:
Brunette: Last night I had three orgasms in a row!
Blond: That,s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.
Brunette: My god! I had no ... |
| #6297 I think you should learn
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to "iron", then we could do without the ironing lady.
Blonde Wife: Well, if you would learn to make love we could do without the gardener
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| #6296 A policeman pulled a blonde
A policeman pulled a blonde over after she,d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street.
Cop: Do you know where you were going?
Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad because all the... |
| #5594 numbers
a dumb Blond calls her friend Nelly to get Nelly,s cellphone number!!! ... |
| #3433 Blonde avoiding trees
A State Trooper pulls a car over on a lonely back road and approaches the blonde lady driver.
"Mam, is there a reason that you,re weaving all over the road"?
The woman replied, "Oh officer, than... |
| #3040 Q and A blond jokes 18
Q: What stops then goes then stops then goes?
A: A blonde at a blinking red light.
Q: Did you hear about Pepsi,s new soda just for blondes?
A: It has "open other end" printed on the bottom.
Q:... |
| #3039 Q and A blond jokes 17
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run! She,s got a hand grenade in her mouth.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: I,ll tell you tomorrow.
Q: Why can,t the blonde ... |
| #3038 Q and A blond jokes 15
Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of... |
| #3037 Q and A blond jokes 16
Q: What goes vroom, screech, vroom, screech, vroom, screech?
A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.
Q: To a blonde, what is long and hard?
A: Grade four.
Q: What is the definition of ... |
| #3036 Q and A blond jokes 14
Q: Why are blondes hurt by peoples words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries.
Q: Why can,t blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.
Q: What i... |
| #3035 Q and A blond jokes 13
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn,t wake up the sleeping pills.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought ... |
| #3034 Q and A blond jokes 12
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back.
Q: W... |
| #3033 Q and A blond jokes 11
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted!
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on eith... |
| #3032 Q and A blond jokes 10
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?... |
| #3031 Q and A blond jokes 09
Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first?
A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers dis... |
