 | #6315 On a flight from New York to Paris
On a flight from New York to Paris, soon after take-off the pilot announces: "I,m sorry, but we have lost one of our engines. Subsequently, we will arive in Paris approximately half an hour late."
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| #6314 A blonde walked into a hardware
A blond walked into a hardware store, picked up the hinges she was looking for, and went to go pay for them. The clerk asked her, "Need a screw for those hinges?"
"No, but how about a blow job for ... |
| #6313 Two blondes are in a dark theatre
Two blondes are in a dark theatre:
BLONDE #1: "Hey, the guy next to me is jerking off!"
BLONDE #2: "Just ignore him."
BLONDE #1: "I can,t. He,s using my hand."
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| #6312 I suppose you know about the blonde
I suppose you know about the blonde who spent an hour in her attic inspecting the joists?
She heard on the radio that there was a problem with Cuban rafters... ... |
| #6311 Blonde Medical Terminology
Blonde Medical Terminology
Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O... |
| #6310 A Blonde Observed A Bird
A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or th... |
| #6308 There was a blonde driving down
There was a blonde driving down the road listening to the radio. The announcer was telling blonde joke after blonde joke until the blonde was mad enough she turned her radio off. A mile down the road,... |
| #6307 Did you hear what the blonde
Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license?
"Oh, it,s not gonna be that kind of a bar. That,s disgusting
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| #6305 This guy just started at his new job
This guy just started at his new job, working at a porno shop. His boss comes out and tells him that he has to leave for a while, and asks "can you handle it?" The new employee is somewhat reluctant, ... |
| #6304 A blonde buying condoms
A blonde goes to the drugstore to pick up a box of condoms for her and her boyfriend. The clerk rings them up, and asks for $1.06.
The blonde says "I Thought they were only a dollar." The clerk say... |
| #6303 I was going to tell my blonde girlfriend
was going to tell my blonde girlfriend that I had a wild night planned for us, and I was going to "Screw her brains out".
Then I realized I was too late.
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| #6302 The blonde came running downstairs
The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about ... |
| #6301 Two blondes were walking through
Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those aren,t deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those ar... |
| #6300 There were three people stranded
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I,m goi... |
| #6299 Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb
Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We,re three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
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