 | #6169 Just before Rosh Hashana
Just before Rosh Hashana, a team of terrorists invades the shul and takes the rabbi, the cantor and the shul president hostage. Hours later, the governor stands tough, he won,t give them a million dol... |
| #6168 A Jewish boy comes home from school
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has been given a part in the school play.
"Wonderful," says the mother, "What part is it?"
The boy says "I play the part of the Jewis... |
| #6167 home from dinner one night in the same car
Three couples were coming home from dinner one night in the same car. Unfortunately the car was in a horrible accident and they all died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter said to them, "Be... |
| #6166 A team of archaeologists was excavating
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
A dog
A donkey
A shovel
A fis... |
| #6165 their way back home from a trip
A priest and a nun are on their way back home from a trip when their car breaks down. They are unable to get it fixed, so they decide to spend the night in a hotel. The only hotel in the town has only... |
| #6162 A young boy is doing poorly in math
A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the... |
| #6161 Two nuns were driving their car
Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count Dracula lands on the car, snarling.
"Quick show him your cross!" Said one of the nuns.
The second nun replied, "Get off ... |
| #6160 A Catholic priest is giving out penance
A Catholic priest is giving out penance to people who are coming to church. The first person walks in and says, "Forgive me Father, for I have stolen my neighbor,s car." The priest says, "Your confess... |
| #6158 A Bible Study Group
A Bible study group was discussing the unforeseen possibility of their sudden death. The leader of the discussion said, " We will all die some day, and none of us really know when, but if we did we wo... |
| #6157 certain suburban neighborhood
In a certain suburban neighborhood, there were two brothers, 8 and 10 years old, who were exceedingly mischievous. Whatever went wrong in the neighborhood, it turned out they had had a hand in it. The... |
| #6155 During one of his many trips to London
During one of his many trips to London, George Burns became friends with a very wealthy, yet very modest, Jewish chap named Hyman Goldfarb. On one visit, Hy told George that because of his large donat... |
| #6154 A new priest at his first mass was so nervous
A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I... |
| #6153 A man is walking past the church one day
A man is walking past the church one day. He sees two alter boys with their penises stuck in the snow bank.
The man asked them, "Why do you have your penises in the snow bank?"
The boys quickl... |
| #6152 everyone come back tomorrow."
One day, God said, "It,s 5 o,clock and everyone come back tomorrow." He turned to St. Peter and said, "Hey Pete, let,s go play a round of golf before I have to sit on the throne to Heaven." St. Peter ... |
| #6151 Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this!"
The prie... |
