 | #6189 It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to Miami Beach for a few days to thaw out during one particularly cold winter. The airlines have crazy frequent flyer rule... |
| #6188 When Ole quit farming, he discovered
When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of all Catholics. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbecuing beef every Friday. Since ... |
| #6187 God to the Canadians
On the sixth day God turned to the Gabriel and said: "Today I am going to create a land called Canada, it will be a land of outstanding natural beauty. It shall have tall majestic mountains full of mo... |
| #6186 An old Jewish man was once on the subway
An old Jewish man was once on the subway, and he sat down next to a younger man. He noticed that the young man had a strange kind of shirt collar. Having never seen a priest before, he asked the man, ... |
| #6184 Two nuns walk into a liquor store
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the biggest bottle of irish whisky he had.
The clerk replied "heck no sister, you,re nuns and aren,t supposed to drink that stuff!"
... |
| #6182 Three nuns died and went to heaven
Three nuns died and went to heaven. Outside the Pearly Gates, St. Peter said, "I am sorry, I know you are nuns, but before I let you in, I have to ask you each one question, if you answer correctly, y... |
| #6181 How come all the animals have both
Adam asks God, "How come all the animals have both males and females, yet I am alone upon this earth?"
And God replies, "I have saved the best for last. For you I have planed Woman. She will cook f... |
| #6180 There were four nuns,
There were four nuns, who had been together in the same convent all of their adult years, all having become nuns immediately after leaving high school. Now in their mid forties, these nuns began to di... |
| #6179 On the wall of a church was a sign
On the wall of a church was a sign:
"If you are tired of sin, come to see us!"
And right below it in nice rounded letters;
"But if you,re not, my phone number is 341 3451"
... |
| #6176 their car through Transylvania
Two nuns were driving their car through Transylvania when suddenly Count Dracula lands on the car, snarling.
"Quick show him your cross!" Said one of the nuns.
The second nun replied, "Get off ... |
| #6175 As he was wallowing in despair
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
Devil: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I,m in Hell.
Devil: Hell,s not... |
| #6174 A priest is in his church on Saturday afternoon
A priest is in his church on Saturday afternoon hearing confessions. A man walkes in, kneels down and says, "Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession - these are my sins. Last night I ha... |
| #6172 There is a big controversy
There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins.
Catholics believe that life begins at conception.
Some religions believe that life begins at birth.
In the Jewish tradition,... |
| #6171 Selma, an elderly Jewish lady
Selma, an elderly Jewish lady was leaving the garment district to go home from work. Suddenly a man who had been walking towards her, stood in front of her, blocked her path, opened up his raincoat an... |
| #6170 During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe
During a service at an old synagogue in Eastern Europe, when the Shema prayer was said, half the congregants stood up and half remained sitting. The half that was seated started yelling at those stand... |
