 | #6209 One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell
One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
Devil: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I,m in Hell.
Devil: Hell,s not... |
| #6208 Two Irish Nuns have just arrived
Two Irish Nuns have just arrived in the USA by boat. One nun says to the other "I heard that the occupants of this country eat dogs."
"Odd, her companion replied, "but if we shall live in America w... |
| #6207 When this guy heard that the Pope
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum sta... |
| #6206 I had the strangest dream last night
"I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling his Jewish psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you ca... |
| #6205 I once dreamt that I died and went to heaven
I once dreamt that I died and went to heaven, where I met Saint Peter at the gates.
When I went in I asked him if he would show me around the place.
We were walking around, when we saw President... |
| #6204 A man was driving down the highway
A man was driving down the highway, and sees a sign saying "Sisters of Mercy, House of Prostitution, 10 miles"
Thinking it is some sort of joke, he pays no attention, until he sees a similar sign r... |
| #6202 One day in the Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What,s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you,ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these... |
| #6200 Once there was a priest
Once there was a priest who was walking towards town.
While on his way, he saw a pretty country girl about to bathe in the river.
The girl took off her shirt.
The priest prayed "God, please c... |
| #6199 On the first day of creation
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve... |
| #6198 heard that the Pope was coming to town
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum sta... |
| #6197 Mary burst into the office of the principal
Sister Mary burst into the office of the principal of Our Lady of Perpetual Motion parochial school in an advanced state of agitation. "Father!" she cried, "just wait until you hear this!"
The prie... |
| #6196 When the old golfer died
When the old golfer died, Peter met him at the gates of heaven. "Sorry, old man," Peter said, "But I can,t let you in. You see the big book here says you committed one unpardonable sin back in 1978 --... |
| #6194 A town in Poland had only one cow
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 ru... |
| #6191 Bible scholars have long wondered
Bible scholars have long wondered how old Isaac was when his father Abraham took him up to the mountain top to offer him as a sacrifice. Through careful study of the story as related in the Old Testam... |
| #6190 With so much turmoil in the world
With so much turmoil in the world, God decided to pay a visit to earth to check things out. He strolled into a bar and approached the first man he saw. "If you believe in me enough to give me $50," he... |
