 | #6228 Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean
Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did n... |
| #6227 On a winter day two ministers were driving
On a winter day two ministers were driving down a road when they slid on a patch of ice, hit a telephone pole and died.
They went to heaven but when they got to the pearly gates St. Peter told them... |
| #6224 Three couples were coming home from dinner
Three couples were coming home from dinner one night in the same car. Unfortunately the car was in a horrible accident and they all died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter said to them, "Be... |
| #6222 Bill Keane, creator of the Family Circus
Bill Keane, creator of the Family Circus cartoon strip tells of a time when he was penciling one of his cartoons and his son Jeffy said, "Daddy, how do you know what to draw?" I said, "God tells me." ... |
| #6221 My wife invited some people to dinner
My wife invited some people to dinner. At the table, she turned to our six-year-old daughter and said, "Would you like to say the blessing?" I wouldn,t know what to say," she replied. "Just say what y... |
| #6220 A Minister was asked about the measures
A Minister was asked about the measures being taken to prevent frequent train lootings.
He replied: "We have found that most of the time the looting takes place in the last compartment of the trai... |
| #6219 On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February
On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said, "Well, I guess we won,t have a service today." The farmer replied: "Heck, if ev... |
| #6218 the animals have both males and females
Adam asks God, "How come all the animals have both males and females, yet I am alone upon this earth?"
And God replies, "I have saved the best for last. For you I have planed Woman. She will cook f... |
| #6217 A man wanted to sell Bibles
A man wanted to sell Bibles. He went to the nearest book store and asked the proprietor: "I,d like to have 10 Bibles."
He was given the Bibles and the next day, the man came back to the store and a... |
| #6216 he prayed and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened
A little boy wanted a $100.00 very badly, he prayed and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write GOD a letter requesting the $100.00. When the postal service received the le... |
| #6215 Four ministers were playing golf one day
Four ministers were playing golf one day.
The group in front of them was extremely slow and as the day grew longer the ministers started to grumble. The delays got longer and the grumbling got loud... |
| #6214 There were two men in a bar talking
There were two men in a bar talking and the first man began to tell the second man a story:
"One day St. Peter sent an angel to Earth to make a list of all the people that were doing hanky-panky. T... |
| #6213 the Catholic church reform began
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what,s going on in Rome?"
"No," sai... |
| #6211 The Mother Superior in the convent school
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting with her young charges and she asked them what they wanted to be when they grew up.
A twelve-year-old said, "I want to be a prostitute."
Th... |
| #6210 that the Pope was coming to town
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum sta... |
