 | #536 Encountering a bear
A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa when he heard the ominous padding of a lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the lion walking behind me is a good Ch... |
| #535 Animals go to Heaven
A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them ,How do you like it so far?,
The mouse replied ,It,s great, but can I get a pair of roller s... |
| #534 What is God`s name?
A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The angel asked him what God,s name was.
,Oh that,s easy,, the man replied, ,His nam... |
| #532 Q and A 06
Q: Why do they say ,Amen, at the end of a prayer instead of ,Awomen,?
A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!
Q: Why didn,t Noah go fishing?
A: He only had two worms!
Q: When w... |
| #531 History of a property
One of the best examples of how ridiculous government paperwork can be is illustrated by a recent case in Louisiana. A company president was trying to buy some land in Louisiana for a plant expansion,... |
| #530 Seeing a child in need
One afternoon a little boy was playing outdoors. He used his mother,s broom as a horse and had a wonderful time until it was getting dark.
He left the broom on the back porch. His mother was cleani... |
| #529 Taxi driver in Heaven
A priest and a taxi driver both died and went to heaven. St. Peter was at the Pearly gates waiting for them.
,Come with me,, said St. Peter to the taxi driver.
The taxi driver did as he was to... |
| #528 What has caused it?
A drunk man who smelled like a beer sat down on a subway seat next to a priest.
The man,s tie was stained, his face was smeared with red lipstick, and a half empty bottle of gin was sticking out o... |
| #527 Learning information
Pat and Mike were walking down the street, when they came to the church, Pat says, ,Mike, you wait here, I,m going to run in for confession, it,s been a long time,.
Pat enters the confessional and ... |
| #526 Highly religious horse
There,s this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. ... |
| #525 What`s your religion?
What,s your religion?
I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. I immediately ran over and said "Stop! Don,t do it!"
"Why shouldn,t I?" h... |
| #524 Bloopers of children
Some bloopers of biblical proportions written by Sunday School students of both the Christian and Jewish persuasion:
In the first book of the bible, Guinessis, God got tired of creating the world,... |
| #523 A sermon about lying
A minister told his congregation, "Next week I plan to preach about the sin of lying. To help you understand my sermon, I want you all to read Mark 17."
The following Sunday, as he prepared to del... |
| #522 Modern world morals
Two bishops were discussing the decline in morals in the modern world.
"I didn,t sleep with my wife before I was married," said one clergyman self-righteously, "Did you?"
"I don,t know," said th... |
| #521 Q and A 05
Q. Who was the greatest financieer in the Bible?
A. Noah. He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.
Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?
A. Pharaoh,s d... |
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