 | #5824 Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk
A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 ru... |
| #5823 A confirmation student was asked
A confirmation student was asked to list the Ten Commandments in any order. He wrote, "3, 6, 1, 8, 4, 5, 9, 2, 10, 7... |
| #5822 They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now
They have Dial-a-Prayer for atheists now. You call up and it rings and rings but nobody answers. ... |
| #5821 the Post Office to buy stamps
A woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards.
"What denomination?" asked the clerk.
"Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman. "Well, give me 50 Catholic... |
| #5820 Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven
Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day. He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"
God s... |
| #5819 God is watching
Children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, "take only one, God is watching."
Moving through t... |
| #5818 Redneck Church
You Know You Are in a Redneck Church When...
People wonder, when Jesus fed 5000, whether the two fish were bass or catfish.
People grumble about Noah letting coyotes on the ark.
The... |
| #3511 A woman went to her priest
A woman went to her priest with a problem. "Father, I have two female parrots, and they only know how to say one thing. All they ever say is, ,Hi, we,re prostitutes. Wanna have some fun?, "
"That,s ... |
| #549 Two Trouble Makers
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame.
... |
| #548 Telling Some Stories
Delivering a speech at a banquet on the night of his arrival in a large city, a visiting minister told several anecdotes he expected to repeat at meetings the next day.
Because he wanted to use the... |
| #546 New Office Supplies
The little church in the suburbs suddenly stopped buying from its regular office supply dealer. So, the dealer telephoned Deacon Brown to ask why.
"I,ll tell you why," shouted Deacon Brown. "Our ch... |
| #544 Service for Your Dog
A farmer named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside except for a pet dog he for a long time.
The dog finally died and Muldoon went to the parish priest, saying "Father, the dog is dead. Cou... |
| #543 Getting a Promotion
A Catholic Priest and a Rabbi were chatting one day when the conversation turned to a discussion of job descriptions and promotion.
"What do you have to look forward to in way of a promotion in you... |
| #541 Religious One-Liners
Bumper Sticker:
If all else fails
read the instructions
(The Bible)
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Bumper Sticker:
Prepare for you... |
| #538 Worries about a risk
There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.
The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top... |
