 | #5857 walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk
Joe Shmoe and Sam Shlam were buddies all their lives. When they died, Joe went to heaven, but Sam went to the other place.
Heaven was a gorgeous garden with fountains and flowers, serenity, contem... |
| #5856 Minister was greeting parishoners
A minister was greeting parishoners as they left church one Sunday morning. One man stopped to shake hands and said to the minister, "That was a damn fine sermon, Pastor."
The minister said, "Well... |
| #5855 A group on nuns are travelling
A group on nuns are travelling in a car when it has a flat tire. They get out and try to change it, but being rather unworldly do not know how to do it. Luckily, a truck came along and the male driver... |
| #5854 Understanding the nature of god
A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is... |
| #5853 Mr. Jones was out walking his dog one Fall afternoon
Mr. Jones was out walking his dog one Fall afternoon when he came upon his young neighbor, Bobby, raking the leaves. "It s good to see you home from your trip! How was Europe?" he said.
"Well," sa... |
| #5852 priest and a nun went golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
T... |
| #5851 There were two nuns who had a bike
There were two nuns who had a bike and to make matters fair they would split up the amount of days each was aloud to use it.
One day they were fighting, one nun said "It,s my turn to have the bike,... |
| #5850 three scientists died in a car crash
Once three scientists died in a car crash an for their sins they went to hell. Down there satan received them and told them they were about to be swimming in the lake of fire and sulfur
for eterni... |
| #5848 In a startling announcement
In a startling announcement, Pat Robertson reveals that a careful reading of the Book of Revelation indicates that the appointed day for the "rapture" has already come and gone.
"Apparently," said ... |
| #5847 Three nuns die and go to heaven
Three nuns die and go to heaven. They are met at the pearly gates by St. Peter, who tells them they led such good lives they will be permitted to return to earth as anyone they want.
The first nun ... |
| #5846 Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven
Harley Davidson dies, and goes to heaven. One day, he finds himself talking to God.
God says "You know Harley, I really like you bikes. There was only one thing wrong with them - the inlet was too... |
| #5845 Parton and Princess Di both died
Dolly Parton and Princess Di both died, and found themselves at the pearly gates.
Dolly Parton knocked, and in a moment, Saint Peter arrived. He looked at them both, and told them that he could on... |
| #5843 Who made woman
Who made woman?
It must have been the government - the playground is too close to the sewer. ... |
| #5842 In The Beginning
In the beginning God created the heavens and the Earth. And the Earth was without form, and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep.
And Satan said, "It doesn,t get any better than this."... |
| #5841 A nun was going to Chicago
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to ... |
