 | #5873 They Meant Business
A young boy is doing poorly in math at public school. His mother decides to send him to private school to rectify the situation. Lo and behold, after a semester in the new private Catholic school, the... |
| #5872 TV program mentioned that he had compiled
A rabbi on a TV program mentioned that he had compiled a list of four hundred sins. He received millions of requests for his list, mostly from people who wanted to find out what they were missing.
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| #5871 Mark has been guarding the Pearly gates
St. Mark has been guarding the Pearly gates for a long time, and it,s well past time for St. Peter to relieve him, and St. Peter hasn,t come by, so finally Jesus takes pity on him and takes over. Whil... |
| #5870 The archbishop was sitting in his study
The archbishop was sitting in his study, figuring a crossword puzzle. His colleague asked, "How are you doing?"
"Well," answered the archbishop, "I,ve almost finished it, but I,m stuck with just on... |
| #5869 St. Peters letter of commendation
There were two men in a bar talking and the first man began to tell the second man a story:
"One day St. Peter sent an angel to Earth to make a list of all the people that were doing hanky-panky. T... |
| #5868 Two alter boys
A man is walking past the church one day. He sees two alter boys with their penises stuck in the snow bank.
The man asked them, "Why do you have your penises in the snow bank?"
The boys quickl... |
| #5866 Coincidences
Coincidences?
Jesus said: "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
Elvis said: "Don,t be cruel." (RCA, 1956)
Jesus is the Lord,s shepherd.
Elvis dated Cybill Shepherd.
Jesus was part of the Trinity... |
| #5865 A woman had two female parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We,re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"
She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all the... |
| #5864 One day a preist was out on the lake fishing
One day a preist was out on the lake fishing, when he saw a man not to far away reeling in a fish. He then started his boat and drove over to the man. The man reels this fish out of the water and excl... |
| #5863 Three nuns were sitting on a park bench one day
Three nuns were sitting on a park bench one day. A flasher walked up and showed them his stuff.
The first nun had a stroke.
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun,s arm was too short.
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| #5862 A priest and a nun were traveling
A priest and a nun were traveling through the desert when there camel died suddenly. Alone and in the middle of nowhere they decided to sit and wait for help to come.
During the night they talked ... |
| #5861 the Lord said unto Noah
And the Lord said unto Noah: "Where is the Ark which I have commanded thee to build?"
And Noah said unto the Lord: "Verily, I have had three carpenters off ill. The gopher wood supplier hath let me... |
| #5860 the angel of the Lord said unto
And the angel of the Lord said unto the shepherds
"Shove off, this is cattle country... |
| #5859 the weather is extremely bad
If the weather is extremely bad, church attendance will be down.
If the weather is extremely good, church attendance will be down
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| #5858 A man walks along a lonely beach
A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: Dig!
He looks around: nobody,s there. I am having hallucinations, he thinks. Then he hears the voice again: I said, dig!
So he s... |
