| #5889 Buttered Side Up Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the universe. At first the rabbi would not... |
| #5888 the moyel who only did elephants Did you hear about the moyel who only did elephants?
He says the pay isn,t so good, but he gets big tips.
... |
| #5887 A guy dies and finds himself in hell One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the Devil.
Devil: Why so glum?
Guy: Why do you think? I,m in Hell.
Devil: Hell,s not... |
| #5886 Confession 3 A priest is in his church on Saturday afternoon hearing confessions. A man walkes in, kneels down and says, "Father, it has been two weeks since my last confession - these are my sins. Last night I ha... |
| #5885 Woman in confession Woman in confession: Forgive me Father for I have sinned.
Preast: How have you sinned my child?
woman: I called my husband a "son of a bitch."
Preast: why did you do this.
woman: First, he... |
| #5884 An old Jewish man was dying in the hospital An old Jewish man was dying in the hospital. His family - wife, children, grandchildren - came to see him but only one was allowed in the room at a time.
Grandson Ben went in first. "Hello, Grampa ... |
| #5883 There is a big controversy these days concerning There is a big controversy these days concerning when life begins.
Catholics believe that life begins at conception.
Some religions believe that life begins at birth.
In the Jewish tradition,... |
| #5882 An elderly Jewish lady Selma, an elderly Jewish lady was leaving the garment district to go home from work. Suddenly a man who had been walking towards her, stood in front of her, blocked her path, opened up his raincoat an... |
| #5881 An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again. The boy asked... |
| #5879 Mary Cathrine was driving Sister Mary Cathrine was driving through a bad part of town, with Sister Mary Margaret in the passenger seat.
While stopped at a red light, a mugger jumped onto the hood of their car.
Sister Ma... |
| #5878 There is a story about a monastery There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by... |
| #5877 There were three pious monks There were three pious monks. These monks were so pious, in fact, that the head abbot decided one day to reward their devotion by granting them each one day of sin, on the condition that they confess ... |
| #5876 People have wondered from time to time the reason People have wondered from time to time the reason for an angel on the top of the Christmas tree.
It seems that one particular Christmas Santa was rushed and harried trying to get ready for his annu... |
| #5875 Santa Claus is making his rounds Santa Claus is making his rounds, and suddenly becomes startled by a beautiful woman gracefully walking down the stairs in a very sheer nightgown.
"Santa Claus, will you make love to me?" she asks ... |
| #5874 Three young candidates for the priesthood Three young candidates for the priesthood are told by the Monsignor they have to pass one more test: The Celibacy Test. The Monsignor leads them into a room, and tells them to undress, and a small bel... |