 | #5912 A man goes to his Catholic priest
A man goes to his Catholic priest, to confess his sins.
Man: "Father, I,ve sinned. I went to my Uncles house, but he wasn,t there, and his wife wasn,t there, so I talked to his daughter for five minu... |
| #5908 the world in six days, and on the seventh
God made the world in six days, and on the seventh she was sued for not filing an environmental impact statement.
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| #5907 person went to church every week
A person went to church every week, but feel asleep during the sermon and the women said.. "next time you fall asleep I,m going to stick this pen up your ass" and he did fall asleep, the father Began ... |
| #5906 A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian
A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell. Satan came out, and looked them over.
"Why are you here?" he asked the Jew. "I ate pork," the Jew admitted. "Okay, come on ... |
| #5904 Talmudic Answering Machine Message
A Talmudic Answering Machine Message
"Hello, this is the law offices of Hillel and Shammai. Please leave your name, number and brief message at the beep. These are the words of Hillel. Shammai says,... |
| #5903 farmer purchases an old, run-down
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsin... |
| #5902 virgin girl goes to confession
A sixteen year old virgin girl goes to confession.
"Father, I called a man a son-of-a-bitch yesterday"
"Why did you call him a son-of-a-bitch??" the priest asked.
"Because, father, he touched... |
| #5900 I was sitting behind a car at a stop
I was sitting behind a car at a stop light the other day and I noticed that it had a bumper sticker that read "Honk if you love Jesus". So I thought about it a bit and since I loved Jesus, I honked my... |
| #5898 the steps of this church two pan handlers
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave t... |
| #5896 the wall of a church was a sign
On the wall of a church was a sign:
"If you are tired of sin, come to see us!"
And right below it in nice rounded letters;
"But if you,re not, my phone number is 341 3451"
... |
| #5895 street in in New York City
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policema... |
| #5894 A church in New York City
Sign outside a church in New York City :
Today,s Sermon:
Do Not Be Deceived
By Rev. Arthur McConnel
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| #5893 rabbi went for a hike one day
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clot... |
| #5892 Whenever your kids are out of control
Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the thought that even God,s omnipotence did not extend to his kids. After creating heaven and earth, God created Adam and Eve.
And t... |
| #5890 the first day of creation
On the first day of creation, God created the dog.
On the second day, God created man to serve the dog.
On the third day, God created all the animals of the earth (especially the horse) to serve... |
