 | #6248 A young Jewish boy starts attending public school
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a small town. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use her position to try to influence the new student. She asks the class, "Who was the ... |
| #6247 Talmudic Answering Machine Message
"Hello, this is the law offices of Hillel and Shammai. Please leave your name, number and brief message at the beep. These are the words of Hillel. Shammai says, leave your message first, and then ... |
| #6246 A farmer purchases a Farm
A farmer purchases an old, run-down, abandoned farm with plans to turn it into a thriving enterprise. The fields are grown over with weeds, the farmhouse is falling apart, and the fences are collapsin... |
| #6244 On the steps of this church two pan handlers
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their daily business. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other - a star of David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave t... |
| #6243 There once was a priest who had
There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and offered hat check girl to come up to his room for dinner. After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded ... |
| #6240 A small boy is wandering in a hotel
A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it,s dark here!" You can imagine that there,s a man with a woman in that room... The man asks, "What ... |
| #6239 A fellow dies, goes to hell
A fellow dies, goes to hell, and is surprised when confronted by a room full of beautiful blondes and kegs of beer. He asks a nearby demon if this is really hell, and what was so bad about the place.
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| #6238 dimwit died and went to Heaven
The town dimwit died and went to Heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, he met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" he said but Saint Pet... |
| #6237 Confession 2
This other guy walks into confession and admits to the priest that he had engaged in oral sex. The priest being quite new at this confession business tells the man he doesn`t know what type of penance... |
| #6236 two men in a bar talking and the first man
There were two men in a bar talking and the first man began to tell the second man a story:
"One day St. Peter sent an angel to Earth to make a list of all the people that were doing hanky-panky. T... |
| #6235 Mrs Finkelstein
A few years ago, when the Catholic church reform began to be much in the news, Mrs. Moskowitz said to Mrs. Finkelstein, "Tell me, Becky, have you heard by chance what,s going on in Rome?"
"No," sai... |
| #6234 Old Simpson was a constant
Old Simpson was a constant thorn in the side of the Parent-Teachers Association, with his steadfast opposition to innovation. For one thing, he was vociferously against the introduction of foreign lan... |
| #6233 A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors
A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked "Who,s that you,re drawing, s... |
| #6232 The Pope Is Coming
When this guy heard that the Pope was coming to town, he went out and bought a tuxedo in the hope that the Pope might notice him on the parade route. When he went to the parade, there was this bum sta... |
| #6231 A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed
A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a rowboat came to his house and offered to take him to safety. "No thank you", the man said, "G-d will help me". As the waters rose, ... |
