 | #5945 Two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful
Two Jewish men are sitting in a wonderful deli frequented almost exclusively by Jews in the Jewish section of town. They are talking amongst themselves in Yiddish. A Chinese waiter comes up and in flu... |
| #5944 The contemplative routine of the convent
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric compa... |
| #5943 Before you enter Heaven
Three couples were coming home from dinner one night in the same car. Unfortunately the car was in a horrible accident and they all died. When they got to the pearly gates, St. Peter said to them, "Be... |
| #5942 A Jewish Explanation
A team of archaeologists was excavating in Israel when they came upon a cave. Written on the wall of the cave were the following symbols in order of appearance:
A dog
A donkey
A shovel
A fis... |
| #5941 Married man goes to confessional
A married man goes to confessional and tells the priest, "I had an affair with a woman - almost."
The priest says, "What do you mean, ,almost,?"
The man says, "Well, we got undressed and rubbed ... |
| #5939 parrots who were always yelling
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We,re prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"
She was talking to her Preacher one day about this. He said he had two male parrots and all the... |
| #5938 The Fund Raising Problems of Father Murphy
Father Murphy was a priest in a very poor parish. He asked for suggestions as to how he could raise money for his church. He was told that horse owners always had money so ho went to a horse auction, ... |
| #5937 A priest and a rabbi operated a church
A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other. Since their schedules intertwined, they decided to go in together to buy a car. So they did. They drove it hom... |
| #5936 small boy is wandering in a hotel
A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it,s dark here!" You can imagine that there,s a man with a woman in that room... The man asks, "What ... |
| #5935 Ralph that goes into a bar
There,s a man named Ralph that goes into a bar, looking very depressed. A friend approaches him and asks, ``Why the long face, Ralph?,,
``Oh, I,m just bored. I know every person in the entire world... |
| #5933 Moses is sitting in the Egyptian ghetto
Moses is sitting in the Egyptian ghetto, things are going terrible: the Pharoah won,t even talk to him, the rest of the Hebrews are mad at him for making the overseers even more irritable than usual, ... |
| #5932 The Lord gets up one day and decides
The Lord gets up one day and decides it,s time to make human sexuality. He calls his assistant Jocko and asks him to bring a large bowl over to the ingredient workbench. He then begins the recipe. In ... |
| #5931 Jesus recently walked into a bar
Jesus recently walked into a bar somewhere in the Western World. He approached three sad-faced gentlemen at a table, and greeted the first one:
"What,s troubling you, brother?" he said.
"My ey... |
| #5930 The town dimwit died and went to Heaven
The town dimwit died and went to Heaven. When he got to the Pearly Gates, he met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test."
"Oh, No!" he said but Saint Pet... |
| #5929 The Ten Commandments
An elderly man was quite unhappy because he had lost his favorite hat.
Instead of buying a new one, he decided he would go to church and swipe one out of the vestibule.
When he got there, an u... |
