 | #5964 G-d Will help Me
A man stayed in his house as a flood engulfed his town. Two men in a rowboat came to his house and offered to take him to safety. "No thank you", the man said, "G-d will help me". As the waters rose, ... |
| #5963 Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven
When Mother Teresa died she went straight to heaven. Upon her arival St. Peter informed her that they,ve been expecting her. She was the given her Angel wings for all the great work she did on earth a... |
| #5961 rightous woman dies and goes to heaven
A rightous woman dies and goes to heaven. God personally greets her and says "Welcome to Heaven. If there,s anything I can do for you, just let me know."
"Thank you," said the women, "There is some... |
| #5960 He wants to be a Doctor!
It,s Erev Rosh HaShanah, and services are about to begin. The synagogue is packed. As the congregants are milling around, shmoozing before services, everyone seems to be distracted by a man who has br... |
| #5959 the middle of the ocean
Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did n... |
| #5958 One Rosh Hashanah morning
One Rosh Hashanah morning, the Rabbi noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the synagogue. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on... |
| #5957 The White House lawn
The mother ship lands on the White House lawn. Every TV camera and military weapon in the world is pointed at it as it lands. A hatch opens at the bottom of the ship and an eerie green glow comes out ... |
| #5956 trying to understand the nature
A man is trying to understand the nature of God and asked him: "God, how long is a million years to you?"
God answered: "A million years is like a minute."
Then the man asked: "God, how much is... |
| #5954 A Priest And A Nun Went Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.
The first hole the priest missed an extremely easy put. He shouted, "Damn, missed again."
The nun, shocked, warned him "God will get you for that."
T... |
| #5952 nun was going to Chicago
A nun was going to Chicago. She went to the airport and sat down waiting for her flight. She looked over in the corner and saw one of those weight machines that tells your fortune. So, she thought to ... |
| #5951 The strangest dream last night
I had the strangest dream last night," a young Jewish man was telling his Jewish psychiatrist. "I saw my mother, but when she turned around to look at me, I noticed that she had your face. And you can... |
| #5950 The first Jewish President
The first Jewish President of the United States calls his mother in Queens and invites her to come down for Chanukah.
She says, "I,d like to, but it,s so much trouble... I mean, I have to get a ca... |
| #5949 Make it possible for everyone to attend church
To make it possible for everyone to attend church next Sunday, my brother Frank,s Church is going to have a special No Excuse Sunday.
Cots will be placed in the vestibule for those who say tha... |
| #5948 nervous about hearing confessions
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of th... |
| #5947 woman dies and goes to heaven
A rightous woman dies and goes to heaven. God personally greets her and says "Welcome to Heaven. If there,s anything I can do for you, just let me know."
"Thank you," said the women, "There is some... |
