 | #5981 Jewish Haikus
After the warm rain
the sweet smell of camellias.
Did you wipe your feet?
Her lips near my ear,
Aunt Sadie whispers the name
of her friend,s disease.
Looking for pink buds
to prune, the old... |
| #5980 The new priest is nervous about hearing
The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks the older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple of confessions, then the old priest asks him to step out of th... |
| #5979 Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies
A Brief Guide To Religious Philosophies
Catholicism: If shit happens, I deserve it.
Protestantism: Shit won`t happen if I work harder.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to me?
Bud... |
| #5977 time, in the middle of the ocean
Once upon a time, in the middle of the ocean, there was the Island of Trid.
It seems that most of the Island of Trid was covered by a large mountain. On this mountain lived a Giant. The Giant did n... |
| #5976 Rosh Hashanah morning, the Rabbi
One Rosh Hashanah morning, the Rabbi noticed little Alex was staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the synagogue. It was covered with names, and small American flags were mounted on... |
| #5974 was young I used to pray for a bicycle
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle.
Then I realized that God doesn,t work that way.
So I stole a bicycle and prayed for forgiveness.
... |
| #5973 In The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, "Lord, I have a problem!"
"What,s the problem, Eve?"
"Lord, I know you,ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these... |
| #5972 winter day two ministers were driving down
On a winter day two ministers were driving down a road when they slid on a patch of ice, hit a telephone pole and died.
They went to heaven but when they got to the pearly gates St. Peter told them... |
| #5971 A Minister, a Priest and a Rabbi
A minister, a priest and a rabbi went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake. Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clot... |
| #5970 The Priest Prayer
Once there was a priest who was walking towards town.
While on his way, he saw a pretty country girl about to bathe in the river.
The girl took off her shirt.
The priest prayed "God, please c... |
| #5969 the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up
Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the universe. At first the rabbi would not... |
| #5968 there was the man whose bread fell
Then there was the man whose bread fell and landed buttered side up. He ran straight away to his rabbi to report this deviance from one of the basic rules of the universe. At first the rabbi would not... |
| #5967 Man is struck by a bus on a busy street
A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around.
"A priest. Somebody get me a priest!" the man gasps. A policema... |
| #5966 Sign outside a church in New York City
Sign outside a church in New York City :
Today,s Sermon:
Do Not Be Deceived
By Rev. Arthur McConnel
... |
| #5965 wife has been married for seven years
This wife has been married for seven years and has six kids and is tired of being pregnant. So, she goes to talk to her priest, the priest tells her to go and by a ten gallon bucket and stick her feet... |
